Best Best Thing Since Sliced Bread Poems

Running down the road with the wind behind my tail
I am off to buy a loaf of bread, out in a forceful gale
Checking out the...

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Having a field day:
        My joy immense
        At your expense

Immune to...

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Fathers Day

He began throwing me around I remember it quite well 
Against a hard wall but he told people I fell 
When all the abuse...

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the brutality of the beasts on their trodden paths,

trudging angrily towards their guided goals.

and i would think, "to be like them"

because i greatly admired their...

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you've never been the best thing since sliced bread
your presence always felt like hell
you being around in the house felt like being tossed in satan's...

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