Best Bertie Poems

Bertie Brown the Bantam weight was training for the fight
The tickets sold the seats laid out all ready for the night
‘Buster Brown can knock ‘em down’ the posters all agreed
But this one worried Buster sending tremors to his knees
He badly needed solace to prepare him...

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whaffor bertie ...YOU MUST???

Moraly bankrupt bloody berk,
rancid rabid jabbering jerk,
grabbing dollars for of his perk,
from fat jabba of the west coast hut,
dirty stinking greedy but,
propiety is observed,
on her ugly big asses butt,
Tory governments must serve,
bribe dollars, spent her taxes cuts?
Cheap labor is her perv...
Australia suffers,
...

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bumblebee bertie
belongs beyond begonias
buzzing beautifully...

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You said goodbye to me today,
You cried for me and held me tight.
I tried to tell you it’s ok,
I tried to stay but couldn’t fight.
You gave me love, looked after me,
You we’re always there my family.
But now I’m gone I am at peace,
My pain and...

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