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Premium Member Santa's Beefs
Bah! Humbug! 'Tis again that time of the year,
When I must go hither and yon spreading good cheer.
Ho, ho, hoing as wriggling brats sit upon my knees,
Boring me with their interminable pleas!

I try to animate the beast with the shiny red nose.
The other cantankerous brutes...

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Categories: beefs, funny, holidayme,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things