Best Beauty Parlor Poems

I own a beauty parlor but I always get things wrong.
Last week I left a lady under the dryer far too long.
She was under the dryer for hours and it fried her brain.
They put her in a funny farm because I drove her insane.
When I...

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He’s still out there…
She said she would never speak to Aunt Mable again …
The funniest part was….
I am trying not to listen, and doing a great job apparently
Because I am catching tiny little bits of everybody’s conversation.
There are several old ladies here getting their hair...

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