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Best Beat A Dead Horse Poems


Premium Member Panders at the Zoo
The Panders have come to the Washington Zoo.
They’ve got much to say, but near none of it’s true.
Those cute little panderers, both black and white,
make appeals to the left and concede to the right.
They’ll give you down payments and not tax your tips.
Like the Bush...

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Categories: beat a dead horse, humorous, political,
Form: Rhyme
Defined By Idioms
Defined By Idioms

Naked truth, bent nails
dead men tell no tales
bad Apple, broken mirrors
burnt out light bulbs, crocodile tears
spilt milk, goose chase
two cents worth, rat race
rotten egg, bad to the bone
eagle eye, no place like home.
bat from hell,
pulled punch
big cheese, 
no free lunch
can of worms, bleeding...

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Categories: beat a dead horse, identity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Werewolves Among Us
There are werewolves among us, or so it is said.
Not unlike what you conjure when you think “lycanthrope”.
They plot and they scheme for the blood they will shed;
they lurk in the shadows and feed on lost hope.

Their lens to the world is a skewed microscope.
They're...

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Categories: beat a dead horse, internet,
Form: Rondeau Redouble

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry




Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry