Best Beards Poems

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There are so many things that I desire,
oh, please Santa, give me what I fancy-
I’m a woman with needs, so much required,
now here’s my list, I’m getting too antsy!

Laser hair removal system for one,
you know sir, the kind that doesn’t even hurt?
Cuz’ not only would...

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"Most beards on most men, young or old,
contain the bacterial equivalent of a toilet bowl,
according to the latest research told."
That little fact pops into my head always when
I see anyone kissing bearded men....

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Presence in class made a student
to shade rapid tears endlessly
I asked her one day
“Dear student tell me;
bright, sharp and smart you are
why do you cry in class
every time I come to teach?”
and she told me;
“Whenever I see you, Sir,
When I look at your long beard
I...

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?Beards and Evil

There is a shallow pit dug under my arms
Covered with grasses that bear the colour of night
There is a fertile pasture on my head
I carry the beautiful strands everywhere I go.
Inbetween my thighs is a soft stretch of skin
Of silky, shinning and healthy...

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The earth is mother with beards
grassland and forests are beards, moustache
mountains and hills are its nose and teeth
oceans, lakes and rivers are udders for milk

I see animals as her children not parasites
human beings live not as a beneficiary
microscopic beings live not as troubles
all I see...

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A cloud without beards 
so fake it is, comes near
it holds signs but no reality

Keep your hoes at check
Let your gardens rest
That energy is not wasted

Look up there
A cloud without beards is coming
Rejoice not...

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Puzzled eyes they keep feeding,
A crowd bigger than a political rally breeding
A dozen times a friend's had assaulted a kid
By him lifted up for a welcoming kiss
And now his jaw he has of them rid,
Punctually bestriding salons to never this miss@

Space-grabbing beards aren't a pleasure,
A...

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Buccaneers of old
Sea legends faithfully told
Their conquest for gold

By Robb A. Kopp...

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seemingly fashionably noveau-
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I grew out so many-a-beard
I grew out so many hair-do’s
Have you heard happiness appeared
In brighter days, beyond the blues?
I had several brown beards in the past
And boy, did I color my fragile hair too fast
And probably ruined it a little
But, I’m positive that I’m living...

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