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Best Barbers Poems

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Premium Member - Gary Still Enjoyed a Trip To the Barbers -
Humor moderates stress
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Categories: barbers, celebration, humor,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Barbers Chair
When I was just a nipper
My Dad used to take me to the barbers
The Barber would put a board across the chair
so I was higher
and...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: barbers, childhood, funny, hair,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member We
E Pluribus Unum ~  Out Of Many, One

[Author's note: E Pluribus Unum is a traditional motto of the United 
States, but the scope of...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: barbers, career, life, planet, together,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Finding Bigfoot
For BigFoot I searched everywhere.
In all the Northwest, he’s not there!
Then I thought I might know
where a BigFoot might go . . .
so I went...

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Categories: barbers, funny love,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Hubby's Hair Cut
A corner shop, a busy street
your mother's hand, your dragging feet
I can almost set the scene.......A messy rack of magazines,
A barber pole,  some shaving...

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Categories: barbers, childhood, husband, people,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Lathered To Leathered
Hey barber, give me a shoe and a shine
As he's lathered he feels just fine
Then he views the shoe shiner
Wow, what breasts, nothing finer
My hands...

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Categories: barbers, funny, girl, humor, imagery,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Barber Shop
When I was a mere lad, my Dad always cut my hair,
But as I reached my teens and became much more debonair,
To the bald-headed barber...

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Categories: barbers, funny, nostalgia, dad, education,
Form: Rhyme
Sign What Next
the Septet II  is  a fun, interesting form  of English origin: it is composed of 7 lines  with a syllabic count...

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Categories: barbers, life,
Form: Verse
This Land Is My Land
Pastoral country
Where folks wave to passers by--
Farmers plowing

Exit 386
Wal-Mart, fast foods, and hotels-- 
Tourists stop

Modern businesses
Of every type one might need--
The short road to town

Refurbished...

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Categories: barbers, happiness, life, places, social,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Hair Less
Ever since lockdown and the barbers were all closed,
There was only one solution that my wife duly proposed
‘Let’s go buy some clippers so that I...

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Categories: barbers, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Rite of Passage
Is it any wonder that on a recruit's first day of service he is befuddled?
From day one he's told to do things by the numbers...

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Categories: barbers, funny, day, day,
Form: Rhyme
The Aquarium
each one
a diamond in a jeweler's box
a planet unto itself
the seahorse planet
the clown fish kingdom
the eels hideaway

the deep
features a godiva
box of chocolates

it was 
hilarious the...

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Categories: barbers, animals, nature, places, planet,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Basic Training Day 1
For it was 29 years ago 
When as I boy I left home
On the train other lads I find
Apprehensive blind leading the blind

When we got...

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Categories: barbers, friendship, military,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Visit To the "hair Stylist"
With much trepidation I visited the local "hair stylist" today.
It was a "hair raising" experience as compared to barbers of yesterday!
'Twas thirty years since I'd...

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Categories: barbers, funny, hair, hair,
Form: Rhyme
Who Does the Barber's Hair
Who does the barber's hair?

Life is funny
It has a way of smacking us on the face; 
we are helpers of the helpless; 
yet we receive...

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Categories: barbers, caregiving, community, conflict, irony,
Form: Narrative

Book: Reflection on the Important Things