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Best Angus Poems

Below are the all-time best Angus poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of angus poems written by PoetrySoup members

He wore no underwear;
His stag night* was a gas -
We pulled his trousers down
And showed the world his ass.

*bachelor party

For Carol’s Ornery Friends contest

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angus, friendship,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member The Remaining - PROLOGUE: Terra Firma and the Bitumen
“The Remaining”

PROLOGUE:  “Terra Firma and The Bitumen”

"The slow descent into Hell
Had led Her mind to escape to Heaven
Her firmament was Her Mind
Her body just...

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Categories: angus, angel, daughter, god, heaven,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member She Smelled Like Old Spice
The 1965 Chevy Impala with aqua dice
parked herself downhill against all advice
From Frankie, Old Tom, Red Angus and Swanee Bryce
Her wheels slipped on gravel that...

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Categories: angus, car,
Form: Monorhyme
Educational Philosophy Parody on Theme for English B
The instructor said,

Go home and write
a page tonight.
And let that page come out of you--
Then, it will be true.

I wonder if it’s that simple?
I am...

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Categories: angus, education, school, school,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Reluctant Serpent - A Fairy Tale
Once Upon a Time Everything was Perfect in Eden, NSW, Australia

This is a story about why snakes are reluctant to leave whenever you see them....

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Categories: angus, fairy,
Form: Dramatic Verse

Premium Member Clyde's Fine Country Diner
Clyde's Fine Country Diner is located about a mile south of town.
If you're lookin' fer rib-stickin' grub, its the greatest place aroun'!
Clyde retired after cookin'...

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Categories: angus, food, humorous, , western,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Flatulence Tax
I can't believe what I heard on the automobile radio the other day!
'Tis further proof that nuts are on the loose and the world is...

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Categories: angus, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member ''Parousiamania'': A Foray Into Internal-Monologue Blank Verse
Their paper-like souls burn in nuclear flames;
Ablaze without remorse or contrition
Within them like Hiroshima or Na-
Gasaki on atomic pyres; burning 
Unquenched and unabated until even...

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Categories: angus, bible, future, imagery, jesus,
Form: Blank verse
What e'er became o' Angus McKess
Is a dark and troublin'  mystery,  no less.
But the cruel gossip bein'  
He was reportedly seen
Skinny dippin',...

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Categories: angus, children, funny, mystery, people,
Form: Limerick
The Lucky Ones
Lucky ones

Your pay is to break, to hurt, be bent and stink,
 the bank is your body, selling labor the means.

A wage is a a...

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Categories: angus, america, horse, work,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Freedom's Crow
Board fence entraps three Angus cows
who would much rather go
out and about to their content
than hear from freedom's crow.

Corralled within their space so small
constrained by...

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Categories: angus, 11th grade, animal, bird,
Form: Personification

A net of cables stretching overhead  in the mist to Dartmouth Bay:
Our boat...

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Categories: angus, mystery,
Form: Monorhyme
Rocky Mountains
Rocky Mountains

by Adrian Sutalo

North Park valley where
outdoor adventures await,
Great Lakes to Rocky Mountains 
journey, to seal a cervidae’s fate.

Roads past endless cornfields stretched toward the...

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Categories: angus, adventure, animal, christian, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Cut Price Wedding
Angus and Morag decided to get married
Twenty years together – too long they had dallied
So off to the registry office they did go
To book the...

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Categories: angus, humorous, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member County Fair
The highlight of the year for the family is the County Fair!
Folks come from miles around and there's excitement in the air!
They come to ooh!...

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Categories: angus, family, nostalgia, family, family,
Form: Rhyme
I'll Never Play Carnegie Hall, Oh No
Well, I sit here all day and I practice Chopin
And I bang that poor keyboard like no other man.
What the hell does it get me...

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Categories: angus, inspiration, inspirational, mentor, music,
Form: Rhyme
The Best Letter
The new teacher said, "Class listen to me,"
"What do you think the best letter must be?"
One said with force,
"The G of course!" 
She asked, "Angus,...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angus, humorous, word play,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member 50 Words for Poe: Revenant

"50 Words for Poe: Revenant"

Everywhere he looks for Her his melancholic Ghost Girl
does our lachrymose ignoble Phantom in his own thunder storm

In the Wind Song...

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Categories: angus, dark, fate, freedom, gothic,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Metamorph


The Invocation of Fire cast,
She imprinted her mark, a
Metamorph holding keys

The Siren,
bare feet, walks

the blue-green mirror Sea

Out of the cave
from the Underworld
following he

A rope...

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Categories: angus, dark, freedom, imagery, light,
Form: Romanticism
The Footfalls Towards Forever - Part 1 of 3
(Isaiah 50: 4, 5 /  Song of Solomon  /  John 11: 23 – 27  /  Revelation 21: 3, 4)

Out of...

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Categories: angus, allegory, christian, devotion, love,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Thursday Humour


A man had bad news about his mother
Had loads to drink one after another
But later on that night
Was seen happy and bright 

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Categories: angus, humor,
Form: Limerick
Sanofi now and then
Friends I’ve made so many
Working so hard saving every penny
First guy on the scene 
Angus he was great 
Made me feel welcome

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Categories: angus, friend, future, work,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Drive

number crunching 
serial winners 
cornflake box 
cracker jacks 
sing some songs 
that cut some flack
Pats on back helps
cut the slack from
wind ringing chimes...

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Categories: angus, adventure, imagery, inspiration, life,
Form: Free verse
A close escape LOL
Did you hear about Angus McMorran
Who was out playing golf with wife,Lauren?
Her incredible force
Sent the ball right off course
But at least it steered clear of...

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Categories: angus, golf, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Sunrise In Elbert County
The rising sun greets the undulating plains of Elbert County,
Painting the sky in splendid hues, revealing God's rich bounty!
The eternal star exposes the grandeur of...

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Categories: angus, natureme,
Form: Rhyme