Best Angus Poems
Below are the all-time best Angus poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of angus poems written by PoetrySoup members
AngusHe wore no underwear;
His stag night* was a gas -
We pulled his trousers down
And showed the world his ass.
*bachelor party
For Carol’s Ornery Friends contest
...
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Categories:
angus, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
The Remaining - PROLOGUE: Terra Firma and the Bitumen“The Remaining”
PROLOGUE: “Terra Firma and The Bitumen”
"The slow descent into Hell
Had led Her mind to escape to Heaven
Her firmament was Her Mind
Her body just...
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Categories:
angus, angel, daughter, god, heaven,
Form:
Free verse
She Smelled Like Old SpiceThe 1965 Chevy Impala with aqua dice
parked herself downhill against all advice
From Frankie, Old Tom, Red Angus and Swanee Bryce
Her wheels slipped on gravel that...
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Categories:
angus, car,
Form:
Monorhyme
Educational Philosophy Parody on Theme for English BThe instructor said,
Go home and write
a page tonight.
And let that page come out of you--
Then, it will be true.
I wonder if it’s that simple?
I am...
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Categories:
angus, education, school, school,
Form:
I do not know?
The Reluctant Serpent - A Fairy TaleOnce Upon a Time Everything was Perfect in Eden, NSW, Australia
This is a story about why snakes are reluctant to leave whenever you see them....
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Categories:
angus, fairy,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Clyde's Fine Country DinerClyde's Fine Country Diner is located about a mile south of town.
If you're lookin' fer rib-stickin' grub, its the greatest place aroun'!
Clyde retired after cookin'...
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Categories:
angus, food, humorous, , western,
Form:
Rhyme
Flatulence TaxI can't believe what I heard on the automobile radio the other day!
'Tis further proof that nuts are on the loose and the world is...
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Categories:
angus, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
''Parousiamania'': A Foray Into Internal-Monologue Blank VerseTheir paper-like souls burn in nuclear flames;
Ablaze without remorse or contrition
Within them like Hiroshima or Na-
Gasaki on atomic pyres; burning
Unquenched and unabated until even...
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Categories:
angus, bible, future, imagery, jesus,
Form:
Blank verse
LOCH NESS MYSTERYWhat e'er became o' Angus McKess
Is a dark and troublin' mystery, no less.
But the cruel gossip bein'
He was reportedly seen
Skinny dippin',...
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Categories:
angus, children, funny, mystery, people,
Form:
Limerick
The Lucky OnesLucky ones
Your pay is to break, to hurt, be bent and stink,
the bank is your body, selling labor the means.
A wage is a a...
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Categories:
angus, america, horse, work,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Freedom's Crow
Board fence entraps three Angus cows
who would much rather go
out and about to their content
than hear from freedom's crow.
Corralled within their space so small
constrained by...
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Categories:
angus, 11th grade, animal, bird,
Form:
Personification
FAREWELL TO NOVA SCOTIAFAREWELL TO NOVA SCOTIA
A net of cables stretching overhead in the mist to Dartmouth Bay:
Our boat...
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Categories:
angus, mystery,
Form:
Monorhyme
Rocky MountainsRocky Mountains
by Adrian Sutalo
North Park valley where
outdoor adventures await,
Great Lakes to Rocky Mountains
journey, to seal a cervidae’s fate.
Roads past endless cornfields stretched toward the...
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Categories:
angus, adventure, animal, christian, imagery,
Form:
Rhyme
The Cut Price WeddingAngus and Morag decided to get married
Twenty years together – too long they had dallied
So off to the registry office they did go
To book the...
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Categories:
angus, humorous, marriage,
Form:
Rhyme
County FairThe highlight of the year for the family is the County Fair!
Folks come from miles around and there's excitement in the air!
They come to ooh!...
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Categories:
angus, family, nostalgia, family, family,
Form:
Rhyme
I'll Never Play Carnegie Hall, Oh NoWell, I sit here all day and I practice Chopin
And I bang that poor keyboard like no other man.
What the hell does it get me...
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Categories:
angus, inspiration, inspirational, mentor, music,
Form:
Rhyme
The Best LetterThe new teacher said, "Class listen to me,"
"What do you think the best letter must be?"
One said with force,
"The G of course!"
She asked, "Angus,...
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Categories:
angus, humorous, word play,
Form:
Limerick
50 Words for Poe: Revenant
"50 Words for Poe: Revenant"
Everywhere he looks for Her his melancholic Ghost Girl
does our lachrymose ignoble Phantom in his own thunder storm
In the Wind Song...
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Categories:
angus, dark, fate, freedom, gothic,
Form:
Free verse
Metamorph
“Metamorph”
The Invocation of Fire cast,
She imprinted her mark, a
Metamorph holding keys
The Siren,
bare feet, walks
towards
the blue-green mirror Sea
Out of the cave
from the Underworld
following he
A rope...
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Categories:
angus, dark, freedom, imagery, light,
Form:
Romanticism
The Footfalls Towards Forever - Part 1 of 3(Isaiah 50: 4, 5 / Song of Solomon / John 11: 23 – 27 / Revelation 21: 3, 4)
Out of...
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Categories:
angus, allegory, christian, devotion, love,
Form:
Ballad
Thursday Humour
OPENED IN ERROR.
A man had bad news about his mother
Had loads to drink one after another
But later on that night
Was seen happy and bright
Said...
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Categories:
angus, humor,
Form:
Limerick
friendsSanofi now and then
Friends I’ve made so many
Working so hard saving every penny
First guy on the scene
Angus he was great
Made me feel welcome
That...
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Categories:
angus, friend, future, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Drive
"DRIVE"
Imperial
bulltwang
oligarchy
number crunching
serial winners
cornflake box
cracker jacks
sing some songs
that cut some flack
Pats on back helps
cut the slack from
wind ringing chimes...
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Categories:
angus, adventure, imagery, inspiration, life,
Form:
Free verse
A close escape LOLDid you hear about Angus McMorran
Who was out playing golf with wife,Lauren?
Her incredible force
Sent the ball right off course
But at least it steered clear of...
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Categories:
angus, golf, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Sunrise In Elbert CountyThe rising sun greets the undulating plains of Elbert County,
Painting the sky in splendid hues, revealing God's rich bounty!
The eternal star exposes the grandeur of...
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Categories:
angus, natureme,
Form:
Rhyme