Best Anaconda Poems

Green Anaconda was the cute friend of Rhonda
                            Slippin’ and slidin’, so fast and strong like Honda
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Age is a snake that takes up residence,
just a small little snake, on your shoulders,
on the day you are born. Your radiance,
your energy and strength match your blunders,
and the viper is kept at bay for a while.
Oh, it marks the mistakes, the broken leg,
mindless anger,...

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My cow farm don't...
my cow farm don't ...
my farm don't want none unless you got cows hun

Cow named Daisy used to live in kettrin
Big milkin udders , she was givin some mylk
was shoutout with the dairy , but she lived in a barn
Brought be yeo...

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Forget anaconda
African rock python
Super patriot...

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There is a voice in my head, it's filling my soul with dread. I can't fathom what it just said-
For I think it wants me dead...

So I shrink to the back of the room-  clenching tightly in my hands- a broom. My paranoia is...

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He did not receive high school education
He did not know the US President, either;
But he was a soloist, par se.
Amen....

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Boa, Constrictor and Anaconda were out on a slither.
They saw some animals up ahead, yonder, some hither.
I’ll get the baby.
I’ll get the hayseed.
With greedy appetites all three snakes were a quiver....

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Anaconda heart entranced
By tight embraces, quickened glance
Called to midnight by the sound of
Drifters in the moonlight pond
Enter into my domain where
Frozen sheets of lightning rain
Grow up from the ground of prickled pain
Hardly cause for concern
I'm the invisible link to you
Just enough of nothing to prove
Kiss...

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I always figured that the weight of an anaconda was a fabrication.
A nightmare, something an evil book writer made up, to instill terror.
So I looked it up. 
And I was wrong. 
An anaconda can weigh five hundred pounds.
So now I stay home after dark, because...

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Hello Mr. Anaconda
How fit and fine you look this morning!
Have you lost weight? You look terrific!

I am backing away slowly, not rapidly.
Hoping to buy myself a bit more time.
How long does it take five hundred pounds to move?

His big green eyes stare at me, mesmerizing...

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Want a hug? Accomodating anad willing anaconda asked me.
No thanks, I said, running toward an oak tree.
Emerald boa then lunged to try and get me.
RUN! I yelled to my slower cousin, Little Lee....

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little coil
shiver and shake
tiny squeeze
squeak
tah dah tah dah

anaconda arrives
need any help? she asks
python hisses a warning
constricting a bit tighter

louder squeak, then silence
dinner’s eyes pop out

python smiles
not about to
share her
lunch
anaconda 
slithers away...

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Joyful faeries twirled and whirled,
Stirring up the leaves and the dead things
From the forest floor.
Also uncovering the giant
Anaconda who promptly 
Jumped into fighting mode.
Her head came up swiftly, angrily.
Until she realized it was the faeries.
“I was ready to strike,” she told them.
“Because I did not...

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