Best Amendment Poems
A Cheese AmendmentThe cheese board met with Mr. Insane.
As a block they want cheese to remain.
So Mr. President’s heading,
to ban packaged shredding,
to make America grate once again....
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Categories:
amendment, humor,
Form:
Limerick
The 13th AmendmentFootsteps heard from afar
Caught in the glimpse of
Strange shadows on walls,
the unknowable visor of
approaching men in uniform,
wedged in the unbroken frames
of those shadows;
Carrying their guns and arms,
They throw a basket of broken
Legs lost in the war, a dump yard
Of human...
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Categories:
amendment, age, courage, history, political,
Form:
Concrete
Gun Control and the 2nd AmendmentThe issue of gun control shouldn't even be open for argument.
We must uphold and not amend our precious 2nd amendment,
because when governments disarm you, they can accelerate your enslavement....
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Categories:
amendment, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Repel the Amendmentattract attention
attract and repel
repel the invader
repel mosquitoes
mosquitoes carry malaria
mosquitoes bite
bite the bullet
bite the hand that feeds
feeds on animosity
feeds on carrion
carry on your luggage
carrion eater
eater of flesh
eater of words
words to live by
words of wisdom
wisdom teeth
wisdom comes with age
age of aquarius
age before beauty
beauty is in the eye...
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Categories:
amendment, word play,
Form:
Blitz
The 1st AmendmentPlease forgive me, but I'm now walking the borderline
of what might possibly offend others who read this work of mine,
but I do believe that the following must be said
continuously, otherwise one day our 1st Amendment might be dead.
"If it's ever enacted into law that we...
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Categories:
amendment,
Form:
Rhyme
Second Amendmentplease, Mr. President
don't take my 9 away
it's my constitutional right
and I shoot most every day
I use it very wisely
I would never take a life
aren't there bigger issues to resolve?
you've got larger fish to fry!
what would I do without it?
where will my frustrations go?
right now shooting...
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Categories:
amendment, funny
Form:
Verse
The Twenty-Fifth AmendmentThe Twenty-fifth Amendment
By Franklin Price
9/7/2018
The twenty-fifth amendment
Has the donkeys on a roll
Impeachment is too difficult
The work would take its toll
The twenty-fifth much faster
It appears that it is so
Can do it with the cabinet
If they think that Trump must go
The New York times has published
An...
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Categories:
amendment, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Second Amendment and Child Like BehaviourSecond Amendment and Child Like Behaviour
Suppose a red rose we should start to see
Reminding all those there of you and me
And such a short life together we did live
Total devotion to each other we would give.
AR-15 rifle is being raffled off by someone
Both automatic rifle...
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Categories:
amendment, allegory, analogy, anger, anxiety,
Form:
Couplet
A Big Tech View On the First AmendmentIf to our views, you don't align;
You'll forfeit your right to post and opine.
When with your ideas, we do agree;
We grant you the right to speak free.
Should your thinking be different we find,
You must shut up till you get back in line....
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Categories:
amendment, abuse, bullying, corruption, language,
Form:
Couplet
Amendment To Coleridge - a FeghootBefore the Mariner grew old, and sailed upon the wave,
He had a wife, a daughter too... she drove him to his grave!
T'was not the Albatross that cursed this man who rode upon the foam,
Before all that his life was worse - with tales of ribbon,...
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Categories:
amendment, daughter, father, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
How I Would Fix the Second AmendmentHow I would fix the Second Amendment
First I want to say
I was in the military and a member of the NRA.
In 2008 A guy named Heller wanted to carry his gat
But the...
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Categories:
amendment, change, confusion, how i
Form:
Rhyme
First Amendment In JeopardyLifeblood of democracy hemorrhaging
ousting the "FAKE" president only recourse
to staunch impending grim demise,
since forefathers drafted
United States Constitution
ratified more'n two centuries ago
hoi polloi must take to the streets
denouncing severe curtailment
impinging sacred freedom of speech
linkedin with paramount bedrock provision
accessing unvarnished flint stoned "truth,"
nonetheless commander in chief
he quakingly,...
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Categories:
amendment, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Ode
DecapitatedThe children were pulverized, decapitated,
Their flesh was ripped apart.
This is the land of the free,
And the home of the brave.
Good guys with guns waited an hour.
19 students and 2 teachers were murdered.
The children were pulverized, decapitated,
Their flesh was ripped apart.
We need AR-15 rifles to kill...
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Categories:
amendment, america, children, grief, horror,
Form:
Didactic
Fist FightI believe in the right place
and the right time.
If one has fighting in mind.
I'm not talking about people
who join (the fight,)
those who stand up for a cause.
People fight for a number of reasons.
Two people don't agree on something.
Ignorance, anger and lack of patience.
People...
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Categories:
amendment, adventure, education, freedom, fun,
Form:
Free verse
If You Don'T Support Gun RightsIf you don’t support gun rights,
there’s something wrong with you,
if you don’t support gun rights,
you’re evil through and through,
if you don’t support gun rights,
then you can go get screwed,
if you don’t support gun rights,
there’s something wrong with you.
John lived in the country
where work was hard...
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Categories:
amendment, america, freedom, how i
Form:
Rhyme