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A Cheese Amendment

The cheese board met with Mr. Insane.
As a block they want cheese to remain.
So Mr. President’s heading,
to ban packaged shredding,
to make America grate once again.

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Deb Radke

November 9, 2018 at 10:34 PM

Oh, ha. This is perfect. I love the play on words. I’d call Mr. President a cheesehead but I’d be insulting Wisconsin. Well done here. My best. Deb

Lindsay Laurie

November 13, 2018 at 7:12 PM

G'day deb … even way down south here, we find it difficult to understand how such a great nation is run by a fool - thanks for your comment deb - Lindsay

Phyllis Babcock

September 29, 2018 at 12:09 PM

Like the play on words on this one Lindsay. love phyl

Lindsay Laurie

October 3, 2018 at 7:43 PM

Hello Phyllis … yes, but that fellow gives the rest of the world a belief that the US is run by a dangerous comedian - thank you Phyllis - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

September 10, 2018 at 6:04 PM

haha. What a great play with words and politics. Love this. (and goes so well with the types of things pertinent to our current president)

Lindsay Laurie

September 12, 2018 at 11:32 PM

Hello there Andrea … thank you for your comment Andrea. Yes, it seems like lunacy when you're on the outside looking in, but in time things hopefully will return to some form of normality and the US will be great again - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta

September 10, 2018 at 1:22 PM

He can't attend football games as a cheesehead because it would melt if ANYONE did not stand to sulate the flag waving above children in cages suffering physical, mental, and sexual abuse by government employees.

Lindsay Laurie

September 12, 2018 at 11:28 PM

Hello Rico … this fella does tend to hog the limelight for all the wrong reasons, and of course many of us are asking 'amongst 330 million people, this bloke got the chocolates' - thanks Rico - Lindsay

Timothy Mcguire

September 6, 2018 at 11:49 PM

Love, LOVE this limerick!

Lindsay Laurie

September 12, 2018 at 11:25 PM

G'day Timothy … I'm really pleased you enjoyed this little play on words Timothy - Lindsay

Pat Adams

September 6, 2018 at 4:41 PM

What a great spin on grate! I love wordplay and this is certainly a prime example!! Well done and a FAV for me!!....80)

Lindsay Laurie

September 12, 2018 at 11:23 PM

Thank you Pat. Yeah, I enjoy playing with words. English is a great language to have so many words that are uttered the same, spelt different, mean different, and sometimes spelt the same with different meanings - catch you soon Pat - Lindsay