A Cheese Amendment

The cheese board met with Mr. Insane.
As a block they want cheese to remain.
So Mr. President’s heading,
to ban packaged shredding,
to make America grate once again.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 11/9/2018 10:34:00 PM
Oh, ha. This is perfect. I love the play on words. I’d call Mr. President a cheesehead but I’d be insulting Wisconsin. Well done here. My best. Deb
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 11/13/2018 7:12:00 PM
G'day deb … even way down south here, we find it difficult to understand how such a great nation is run by a fool - thanks for your comment deb - Lindsay
Date: 9/29/2018 12:09:00 PM
Like the play on words on this one Lindsay. love phyl
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 10/3/2018 7:43:00 PM
Hello Phyllis … yes, but that fellow gives the rest of the world a belief that the US is run by a dangerous comedian - thank you Phyllis - Lindsay
Date: 9/10/2018 6:04:00 PM
haha. What a great play with words and politics. Love this. (and goes so well with the types of things pertinent to our current president)
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/12/2018 11:32:00 PM
Hello there Andrea … thank you for your comment Andrea. Yes, it seems like lunacy when you're on the outside looking in, but in time things hopefully will return to some form of normality and the US will be great again - Lindsay
Date: 9/10/2018 1:22:00 PM
He can't attend football games as a cheesehead because it would melt if ANYONE did not stand to sulate the flag waving above children in cages suffering physical, mental, and sexual abuse by government employees.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/12/2018 11:28:00 PM
Hello Rico … this fella does tend to hog the limelight for all the wrong reasons, and of course many of us are asking 'amongst 330 million people, this bloke got the chocolates' - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Date: 9/6/2018 11:49:00 PM
Love, LOVE this limerick!
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/12/2018 11:25:00 PM
G'day Timothy … I'm really pleased you enjoyed this little play on words Timothy - Lindsay
Date: 9/6/2018 4:41:00 PM
What a great spin on grate! I love wordplay and this is certainly a prime example!! Well done and a FAV for me!!....80)
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/12/2018 11:23:00 PM
Thank you Pat. Yeah, I enjoy playing with words. English is a great language to have so many words that are uttered the same, spelt different, mean different, and sometimes spelt the same with different meanings - catch you soon Pat - Lindsay
Date: 9/6/2018 4:02:00 AM
Mr. Insane is referred by me as One-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named, unless we are talking about someone else.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/12/2018 11:20:00 PM
You hit the nail on the head - enough said Caren - thank you Caren - Lindsay
Date: 9/6/2018 2:50:00 AM
Not keen on shredded cheese anyway, bits go everywhere, I prefer to cut off a big chunk of strong cheddar. Just trying to think who you mean lol
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/12/2018 11:19:00 PM
G'day Tom … did you vote for Trump on the basis of banning sales of shredded cheese? I'm with you all the way on choice - thanks Tom - Lindsay
Date: 9/6/2018 12:25:00 AM
haha another cheese addict?? Grate limerick on many levels - I like my puns too as well as cheese.
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Lindsay Laurie
Date: 9/12/2018 11:17:00 PM
G'day Virginia … Mersey Valley cheeses from Tasmania - best I've had. (no grated cheese though) - thank you Virginia - Lindsay
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