Best Alvin Poems

Alvin is the firstborn of six siblings
White and fluffy like a small angora ball
Soft as the finest cotton yarn, you just have to love

You are a blessing, an angel I see
Nobody can tell what tomorrow may bring
But I promise you he will bring you many...

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Al  pushed to sale the most cars on the lot
He came up short, he gave it his best shot
         Went to a online sales school
         Paid much, he...

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Even his score
detached a dirigible in a storm?

Nothing abhorrent-

or should the dogs take with me?

Making jogs..?

Hog logs?

I had to remain detached;

the fuzzy are right,

reaching storm height,

long overdone night...

I should have come twice,

knowing it'd be so nice-

you have had the scare,

and many slices of pie-

why so...

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(This is a fictional poem)

I'm a hillbilly who eats possums, squirrels and Chipmunks too.
Alvin and the Chipmunks came to my house and I turned them into stew.
They were cute and they had charm.
They thought I'd welcome them with open arms.
When they came to my house,...

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Alvin had eaten eight apples, every evening he ate
Every evening Alvin ate, eight apples were eaten
Eight apples eaten every evening, Alvin ate
Alvin’s eight apples he ate, eaten every evening 





"he should probably never need a doctor"...

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