Best Airline Poems

With the rules she is quite savvy
Yet she has to pay a levy
She knows for a fact
The weight is exact
But, madam, she is top-heavy.


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This is an offshoot to Jan's "Lets All Embrace Big Boobs"
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The sky shone gaunt gold
on the lip of the storm
before the anvil shaped clouds advanced
upon the burning margins of the world 

Like a dream
the thunder rolled away
leaving cotton candy swirls 
before a spreading dawn 

Gentle white horse clouds appeared
pulling pastel chariots
bearing angels - 
rainbows, tinted...

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The Sexist Airline Passenger

By Elton Camp

The passengers boarded for the flight
To one man it didn’t seem quite right

In the pilot’s seat a woman sat
“Hey I don’t know about that!”

“Onboard I will not remain
If a woman flies this plane.”

With utter scorn, another man said
“Get such stuff...

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The friendly skies have become unfriendly
no longer is flying a luxury or heavenly,
taking trips on the iron birds have become a task,
If a traveler makes the wrong move,
he/she may end up wearing a gas mask,
Although some airlines are better than others,
There are those who are...

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our flight
was at night
it was that time
we plan to dine
at the other end
i met a friend
i need someone to fixs it
so i could get quick
AIRLINE TICKETS...

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