Low Cost Airline

With the rules she is quite savvy
Yet she has to pay a levy
She knows for a fact
The weight is exact
But, madam, she is top-heavy.


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This is an offshoot to Jan's "Lets All Embrace Big Boobs"
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Contest: A poem you have not entered in a contest # 7
Sponsor: Poet Destroyer A
Placing: 4th

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 7/27/2014 9:29:00 PM
Paul So amusing and entertaining. Made me giggle and smile. Thank you for the great comment on my Paradise poem
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Paul Callus
Date: 7/28/2014 5:33:00 AM
Hi Robin! I'm glad my limerick has been of some amusement to you; putting a smile on people's faces is always worth the effort! Have a nice day. // paul
Date: 7/14/2014 10:46:00 PM
Paul,, I'm passing by to say hi, and thank you for the reply, you left on the comment I left below... XOX~ LINDA
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Date: 7/15/2014 8:21:00 AM
Thank you Linda...:)x:)x:)
Date: 6/27/2014 1:23:00 AM
Quite a clever and funny poem. Great work, Paul! Congratulations on your win!
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Date: 6/27/2014 3:20:00 AM
Many thanks, Kelly! So glad you enjoyed it. A bit of humour a day eases the way. cu // paul
Date: 6/26/2014 12:55:00 PM
Haaa ha ,,,,Loved your thought....congrats
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Date: 6/26/2014 2:05:00 PM
Thank you, Litan....so glad you enjoyed it. cu // paul
Date: 6/25/2014 7:50:00 PM
Hey mine went with this one LOL [big breasts are literally a pain!] Congrad's on Your win. Light & Love
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Date: 6/26/2014 9:44:00 AM
Thank you Debbie! Loved your comments! Take care. // paul
Date: 6/25/2014 5:14:00 AM
so who is on top now it's PAul.. :D!!! hahahah again again as I read this I can not help but giggle.. :D loools.. :D!!!! need I say more of the picture and well the witty funny way you put it in words.. :D :P!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! :D hey got a chocolate here.. :D bring coffee will you :D :P!!!
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Date: 6/25/2014 5:33:00 AM
Thank you Olive_eloi! I'm happy for you and your podium finish:) Love your giggle!! OK...will bring coffee....don't start on the chocolate, yet:) // paul
Date: 6/25/2014 4:47:00 AM
Read and enjoyed the poem. Congrats on the win,
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Date: 6/25/2014 5:42:00 AM
Thank you DR.! Glad you liked it! // paul
Date: 6/25/2014 3:49:00 AM
Very humorous Paul...congrats on the win
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Paul Callus
Date: 6/25/2014 5:40:00 AM
Thank you Tim. I think humour often beats an apple to keep the blues away! // paul
Date: 6/24/2014 8:33:00 PM
Hola, Paul, .. Congratulations!!! Thank you for supporting one of my many contests. I enjoyed every entry! If you like, stop by my latest blog "Never Say Never or my newest poem, THE NEW POET." It's a sweet dedication to every old and new poet. I've come in contact here on this site. Always & Forever ~LINDA
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Date: 6/25/2014 5:28:00 AM
Thank you Linda :) love being on your winning list! :) // paul
Date: 5/27/2014 1:35:00 PM
Cute one..Enjoyed reading it today..Thanks for the visit to my page..My father set goals to live to be different ages but after he set a goal to live to be 95, he did not reset a goal even though previously he had set a goal to be a hundred so each step of the way it must get harder..Sara..Well I think that he had said that he was going to have a stump setting party when he got to be a hundred and get our daughter Doris to cater the event but after 95 he did not mention it again..
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Date: 5/27/2014 3:09:00 PM
Yes, it does get harder....my mum did the same; but she never expected to reach 90! Finally (nearly 2 yrs ago), she passed away at 94 less 10 days. Luckily her mind was all there, so could hold lovely conversations with her. Thank you for a most welcome visit. // paul
Date: 5/19/2014 10:49:00 PM
Hi there Paul, loved this one!!!!! Limericks is one of my favorite styles!
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Date: 5/20/2014 10:21:00 AM
Thank you Arthur! I don't usually do limericks, but I love short poems. txs for stopping by. // paul
Date: 5/19/2014 9:56:00 AM
I've been away for the weekend due to certain tasks and I come back and find two new masterpieces by you? What a delight! You are outdoing yourself daily.
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Date: 5/19/2014 10:37:00 AM
Hi Ivo...your comments are as always very positive ones. Thank you...I do appreciate:) // paul
Date: 5/19/2014 1:38:00 AM
Fun read, Paul. Just stopping by to say hello. Hope all is well in your poetic universe :)...mel
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Date: 5/19/2014 10:33:00 AM
Thank you for stopping by, Mel. Writing a lot but not posting much...don't want to overflow the market! will stop by your posts...not always possible...time flies:) // paul
Date: 5/18/2014 4:01:00 PM
hahaha. One I can relate to!!
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Date: 5/18/2014 4:44:00 PM
Hi Andrea....nothing wrong with being top-heavy...ask any of the men around here:)) // paul
Date: 5/18/2014 3:18:00 PM
- A funny lineric, Paul - Thank you for sharing a great smile :)) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 5/18/2014 3:43:00 PM
Hi Anne Lise! So glad you saw the funny side of it! I love limericks, but this is only the second or third one that I've written. Take care /x/ paul
Date: 5/18/2014 2:19:00 PM
LOL, good one!
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Date: 5/18/2014 2:42:00 PM
Hi Jack....good to see you again...glad you enjoyed! // paul
Date: 5/18/2014 2:47:00 AM
Hello Paul, I think this is funny, and a very good say, from Jan's words....XOX~ Linda
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Date: 5/18/2014 4:32:00 PM
Aww thanks for the lovely comments from you both i am so pleased to see lots of comments on Pauls wonderful Limerick. Hugs Jan xxx
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Date: 5/18/2014 3:14:00 AM
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Date: 5/18/2014 3:12:00 AM
Hi Linda! glad you enjoyed it. Jan is a lovely witty friend:) Enjoyed your latest poem, too. // paul
Date: 5/17/2014 8:05:00 PM
Funny indeed well done :)
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Date: 5/18/2014 2:45:00 AM
Thank you Casarah....the smile says it all:) // paul
Date: 5/17/2014 4:52:00 PM
:) Paul :P you being humorous today.. :), GBU :) this to my favs.. :)
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Date: 5/17/2014 5:15:00 PM
Double pleasure today....royal visit and a lovely fav :))) Thank you Olive_eloi :) Take care :) // paul
Date: 5/17/2014 2:38:00 PM
Dear Paul, They must have been super-duper droopers! Just love limericks and I'm sending this one to my faves! Thanks for the laugh! Carolyn
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Date: 5/17/2014 3:08:00 PM
Yes, I know you liked it.....I can see that nice smile on your avatar! Thank you for your humorous remarks...and for the fav:) // paul
Date: 5/17/2014 12:40:00 PM
Oh Paul that's so funny - straight into favourites for me lol
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/18/2014 4:17:00 AM
LOL Paul. I am so pleased to see you getting such outstanding comments for this poem I can't stop giggling! Hugs as ever Jan xxx
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Paul Callus
Date: 5/18/2014 3:00:00 AM
You're right...I did make reference to two outstanding points...next time it should be twin peaks:)
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Jan Allison
Date: 5/17/2014 2:59:00 PM
Am truly honoured my work inspired you Paul. To be honest I think you wrote about a couple of outstanding points lol Hope we meet up in October then we can maybe write a short poem together :-) Hugs as ever my friend. Jan xxxx
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Date: 5/17/2014 2:52:00 PM
Glad you saw the funny side of this limerick. Scribbled points as soon as I read your poem, but only today I found the time to go over it again. txs for the inspiration:) ... and for the fav:) // paul
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