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Low Cost Airline

With the rules she is quite savvy
Yet she has to pay a levy
She knows for a fact
The weight is exact
But, madam, she is top-heavy.


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This is an offshoot to Jan's "Lets All Embrace Big Boobs"
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Contest: A poem you have not entered in a contest # 7
Sponsor: Poet Destroyer A
Placing: 4th

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Robin Davis

July 27, 2014 at 9:29 PM

Paul So amusing and entertaining. Made me giggle and smile. Thank you for the great comment on my Paradise poem

Paul Callus

July 28, 2014 at 5:33 AM

Hi Robin! I'm glad my limerick has been of some amusement to you; putting a smile on people's faces is always worth the effort! Have a nice day. // paul

Poet Destroyer A

July 14, 2014 at 10:46 PM

Paul,, I'm passing by to say hi, and thank you for the reply, you left on the comment I left below... XOX~ LINDA

Paul Callus

July 15, 2014 at 8:21 AM

Thank you Linda...:)x:)x:)

Kelly Deschler

June 27, 2014 at 1:23 AM

Quite a clever and funny poem. Great work, Paul! Congratulations on your win!

Paul Callus

June 27, 2014 at 3:20 AM

Many thanks, Kelly! So glad you enjoyed it. A bit of humour a day eases the way. cu // paul

Litan Dey

June 26, 2014 at 12:55 PM

Haaa ha ,,,,Loved your thought....congrats

Paul Callus

June 26, 2014 at 2:05 PM

Thank you, Litan....so glad you enjoyed it. cu // paul

Debbie Guzzi

June 25, 2014 at 7:50 PM

Hey mine went with this one LOL [big breasts are literally a pain!] Congrad's on Your win. Light & Love

Paul Callus

June 26, 2014 at 9:44 AM

Thank you Debbie! Loved your comments! Take care. // paul

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

June 25, 2014 at 5:14 AM

so who is on top now it's PAul.. :D!!! hahahah again again as I read this I can not help but giggle.. :D loools.. :D!!!! need I say more of the picture and well the witty funny way you put it in words.. :D :P!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!! :D hey got a chocolate here.. :D bring coffee will you :D :P!!!

Paul Callus

June 25, 2014 at 5:33 AM

Thank you Olive_eloi! I'm happy for you and your podium finish:) Love your giggle!! OK...will bring coffee....don't start on the chocolate, yet:) // paul

Dr.Ram Mehta

June 25, 2014 at 4:47 AM

Read and enjoyed the poem. Congrats on the win,

Paul Callus

June 25, 2014 at 5:42 AM

Thank you DR.! Glad you liked it! // paul

Tim Smith

June 25, 2014 at 3:49 AM

Very humorous Paul...congrats on the win

Paul Callus

June 25, 2014 at 5:40 AM

Thank you Tim. I think humour often beats an apple to keep the blues away! // paul

Poet Destroyer A

June 24, 2014 at 8:33 PM

Hola, Paul, .. Congratulations!!! Thank you for supporting one of my many contests. I enjoyed every entry! If you like, stop by my latest blog "Never Say Never or my newest poem, THE NEW POET." It's a sweet dedication to every old and new poet. I've come in contact here on this site. Always & Forever ~LINDA

Paul Callus

June 25, 2014 at 5:28 AM

Thank you Linda :) love being on your winning list! :) // paul

Sara Kendrick

May 27, 2014 at 1:35 PM

Cute one..Enjoyed reading it today..Thanks for the visit to my page..My father set goals to live to be different ages but after he set a goal to live to be 95, he did not reset a goal even though previously he had set a goal to be a hundred so each step of the way it must get harder..Sara..Well I think that he had said that he was going to have a stump setting party when he got to be a hundred and get our daughter Doris to cater the event but after 95 he did not mention it again..

Paul Callus

May 27, 2014 at 3:09 PM

Yes, it does get harder....my mum did the same; but she never expected to reach 90! Finally (nearly 2 yrs ago), she passed away at 94 less 10 days. Luckily her mind was all there, so could hold lovely conversations with her. Thank you for a most welcome visit. // paul

Arthur Vaso

May 19, 2014 at 10:49 PM

Hi there Paul, loved this one!!!!! Limericks is one of my favorite styles!

Paul Callus

May 20, 2014 at 10:21 AM

Thank you Arthur! I don't usually do limericks, but I love short poems. txs for stopping by. // paul

Ivor Kos

May 19, 2014 at 9:56 AM

I've been away for the weekend due to certain tasks and I come back and find two new masterpieces by you? What a delight! You are outdoing yourself daily.

Paul Callus

May 19, 2014 at 10:37 AM

Hi Ivo...your comments are as always very positive ones. Thank you...I do appreciate:) // paul

Mel Merrill

May 19, 2014 at 1:38 AM

Fun read, Paul. Just stopping by to say hello. Hope all is well in your poetic universe :)...mel

Paul Callus

May 19, 2014 at 10:33 AM

Thank you for stopping by, Mel. Writing a lot but not posting much...don't want to overflow the market! will stop by your posts...not always possible...time flies:) // paul

Andrea Dietrich

May 18, 2014 at 4:01 PM

hahaha. One I can relate to!!

Paul Callus

May 18, 2014 at 4:44 PM

Hi Andrea....nothing wrong with being top-heavy...ask any of the men around here:)) // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen

May 18, 2014 at 3:18 PM

- A funny lineric, Paul - Thank you for sharing a great smile :)) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)

Paul Callus

May 18, 2014 at 3:43 PM

Hi Anne Lise! So glad you saw the funny side of it! I love limericks, but this is only the second or third one that I've written. Take care /x/ paul

Jack Horne

May 18, 2014 at 2:19 PM

LOL, good one!

Paul Callus

May 18, 2014 at 2:42 PM

Hi Jack....good to see you again...glad you enjoyed! // paul

Poet Destroyer A

May 18, 2014 at 2:47 AM

Hello Paul, I think this is funny, and a very good say, from Jan's words....XOX~ Linda

Jan Allison

May 18, 2014 at 4:32 PM

Aww thanks for the lovely comments from you both i am so pleased to see lots of comments on Pauls wonderful Limerick. Hugs Jan xxx

Poet Destroyer A

May 18, 2014 at 3:14 AM

Paul Callus

May 18, 2014 at 3:12 AM

Hi Linda! glad you enjoyed it. Jan is a lovely witty friend:) Enjoyed your latest poem, too. // paul

Casarah Nance

May 17, 2014 at 8:05 PM

Funny indeed well done :)

Paul Callus

May 18, 2014 at 2:45 AM

Thank you Casarah....the smile says it all:) // paul

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser

May 17, 2014 at 4:52 PM

:) Paul :P you being humorous today.. :), GBU :) this to my favs.. :)

Paul Callus

May 17, 2014 at 5:15 PM

Double pleasure today....royal visit and a lovely fav :))) Thank you Olive_eloi :) Take care :) // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

May 17, 2014 at 2:38 PM

Dear Paul, They must have been super-duper droopers! Just love limericks and I'm sending this one to my faves! Thanks for the laugh! Carolyn

Paul Callus

May 17, 2014 at 3:08 PM

Yes, I know you liked it.....I can see that nice smile on your avatar! Thank you for your humorous remarks...and for the fav:) // paul

Jan Allison

May 17, 2014 at 12:40 PM

Oh Paul that's so funny - straight into favourites for me lol

Jan Allison

May 18, 2014 at 4:17 AM

LOL Paul. I am so pleased to see you getting such outstanding comments for this poem I can't stop giggling! Hugs as ever Jan xxx

Paul Callus

May 18, 2014 at 3:00 AM

You're right...I did make reference to two outstanding points...next time it should be twin peaks:)

Jan Allison

May 17, 2014 at 2:59 PM

Am truly honoured my work inspired you Paul. To be honest I think you wrote about a couple of outstanding points lol Hope we meet up in October then we can maybe write a short poem together :-) Hugs as ever my friend. Jan xxxx

Paul Callus

May 17, 2014 at 2:52 PM

Glad you saw the funny side of this limerick. Scribbled points as soon as I read your poem, but only today I found the time to go over it again. txs for the inspiration:) ... and for the fav:) // paul

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