Best Additions Poems

If anyone would like to have some community fun, 
please send me a limerick(s) in a comment or soup mail.  



The famous Blarney Stone, some can't resist
When in Ireland, it's on tourist's checklist
But do not be deceived
If it's to be achieved
Some help from friends you might want to enlist

It's said, once kissed you'll have...

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Too many hurricanes are causing havoc this season.  We might as well have a limerick collaboration about them since they seem to be in the news.  Please join in by sending me your limerick in a soup mail or email.


Hurricane Maria is the latest ole windbag
She'll huff and puff till her eye walls...

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Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today

It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor
Some soup people barf at toilet humor
Have you sniffed your own butt 
It stinks so keep it shut
Pessimism must be your perfumer

No one would believe that you never fart
Gas explodes from your hiney, a la carte
Your butt cheek noises...

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If you would like to have your limerick(s) posted, soup mail them to me.

Ms. Rude is still writing her snide remarks
She sounds like a mad dog who barks and barks
Geeze, lady, give it a rest
Your thinking is oppressed
I'm sure some of your undies have skid marks

She's knocking limericks about our toilet humor
Bet her poop stinks,...

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Date:   May  2050

Damian returned home early morning 
Back from another visit with Dolly. Still
Early misty May morning another
Dawning. 2050! The newborns triplets were
Sleeping. Damian was peeping. He would 
Have to travel the airways one last
Trip to collect the rest of his family. Dolly 
Was scheduled for discharge soon.
 At the nursery he...

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Train up a child in the way that (she) should go and when (she) is old she shall 
not depart from it. Proverbs 22:6  This Bible verse uses the first person singular
masculine pronoun of he and not she; however, since this is my own personal
journal entry, I choose to use the first person singular...

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Breathe.
Here we go again: derogatory language and fighting.
Breathe.
I told you not to speak to me but to try your best to disempower me.
Breathe.
I don't particularly appreciate yelling and don't like cursing.
Breathe.
We can talk like two adults, and can't this toxicity be enough?
Breathe.
For better or worse, with the worst days, I'm living.
Breathe.
Here I go, justify all...

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