Best Acronyms Poems

How can anyone write couplets using AKA
Acronyms, impossible as a word from a CAPTCHA 

Maybe with much thought then put in OT
With a little SMART goals, knowing one's SWOT

Please would someone at this time just TED
Then at the end I will have been RED 

Meanings:
AKA(pronounced...

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ACRONYMS  
  
       In 1970, Philip got land phone connection with STD.
       Later he bought TV set along with player DVD.

       In service, Philip was...

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I'm at my office at the AMA
I have a seizure, but I’m not DOA

So I get transported to the local ER
Who call my ex wife, she works in PR

Before I get treatment by a young MD
They want insurance and proof of my ID

But my evil...

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SSPWBIA - Someday soon, Poetry would be in Acronyms
LOL - Laugh out loud
BAG - Busting a gut 
WYBAG - With your big applaudable grin
WE - Whatever
WABOC - What a bunch of crap 
YMS - You might say
TIITYT - This I introduce to you today
LBOS -...

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First came initials to shorten a name
Then the government got into the game
Along came computers with their new ‘DOS’
Whatever that meant, I was at a loss!

The internet blossomed, it took over
With FB and Twitter, speech was a blur
Compressing our words to say what we think
When...

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We have our whims with acronyms,
especially with our Presidents:
   Remember JFK and RFK?
   ~ They paved the way for LBJ.

'Course FDR started so much more--
   the AAA and the CCC
   the CWA and the FHA  ...

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Mom says she doesn't text in letters, I answer IK
She says she isn't going to learn whatever is IDK

When she is waiting for me I tell her BRB
And she asks me what is a GIF or a JPG

I will try to show her how to...

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Presenting to the emergency room, patient "BB,"
a dad who swallowed a snow globe carelessly.

Out of ALC, voices crying, "YOLO,"
PO, he took a big gulp of fantasy snow.

NAGI, his stomach churned immediately.
He could hear little elves dancing with a BEG.

Brought to the ER unconscious with HBP,
HAGMA,...

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What if electronics had never been invented?
Would people be as rude to each other?
What if we had no I-phones?
Would we still be talking in person?

What if the child did not have its own TV set?
Would it still talk to its parents?
What if social media had...

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M.O.T.S.

The me of this second (MOTS)
was not here yesterday, or the
yesterday’s before.

The me of tomorrow will not remember
or care a whit about this (MOTS).

Confident that I barely recall the
me of ten minutes ago, I fully approve.

Signed: MOTN3S...

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