Benny Hill Poems - Poems about Benny Hill

... I went to my neighbors To ask for a favor And said may I borrow Stuff I need tomorrow, But she stopped me short With this stunning retort: “Do you need sugar cane Drano for a clogged drain......

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...Ever since I was a youngster, I loved my comedy shows So, I've wrote about some comedy that most everybody knows Remember watching "The Honeymooners" late at night tucked in your bed Remember w......

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...Miniscule male member doth bend sinister impossible mission of mine to bare witness whereby mine (whore rubble) puny phallic describes a bent shaft, particularly when cap locks on first observe......

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...LEGEND: 0]: Mister Zero 1]: Number One Mate 0] A clock have I has but one number 1] and that's it 0] just that one 1] and there's no other but one ......

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...SO or Silent One who is known to all Our British connection, a mysterious butterball Calls me Benny Hill A connection if you will Along with Python, made us giggle and guffaw......

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...Many Brits are good friends of mine A Benny Hill thing, ten times out of nine My hero all the way through Went to the same silly school When censors sleep, my naughtiness shines......

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...This guy prides himself in speaking gibberish Multilingual, proud along with my limericks Went to Benny Hill school For underdeveloped fools Passed with flying colours, ended up the class......

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...It's Benny Hill here entertaining you all With antics so silly, hilarious with falls Irreverent without doubt Scantily clad ladies throughout Proud to be associated with this hilarious gu......

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...Eighty two years young, but still a trooper, pen writes daily, he's an evergreen souper. Behold the limerick king and his wisdom, providing laughs from his humorous kingdom. Five posts ......

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...It's Benny Hill here entertaining you all With antics so silly, hilarious with falls Irreverent without doubt Scantily clad ladies throughout Proud to be associated with this hilarious gu......

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...SO or Silent One who is known to all Our British connection, a mysterious butterball Calls me Benny Hill A connection if you will Along with Python, made us giggle and guffaw......

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...Was told my humor reminds them of Benny Hill But a Canadian version, what an enormous thrill He was known for smut That's how I'm cut Creating sexual exploits for the guffaws they instill......

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...When I was a lad and somewhat brash I often read the poems of Ogden Nash, whose humourous rhymes on many themes, was motivation for my own poetic dreams. Later when I took to reading Edgar Alle......

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...The Keystone Cops were funny Chaplin, Keaton, and Fields too. Laurel & Hardy and Will Rogers were some of the names we knew. Who can forget the Stooges or all the pies we saw them throw. Who ......

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...Sir Homophone came to meet the maid that somehow stayed so slim. Her feat was to stay chaste to him and yet by his feet be chased by him. She had recently lost some weight by refusing to partake in e......

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