SPEECH IMPEDIMENT JOB-SEEKER
An aged respondent called Smith
Answered the newspaper job-list herewith
“Man wanted as geologist
Great skill at digging out schist
And now and again a large batholith.”
But this geologic skill was a myth.
Because like rock-hound kin and kith
They just wanted a man,
Not the lisping old gran
That they thaw when she gave them a kith.
Categories:
batholith, work
Form: Limerick
GEOLOGICAL HUMOUR
A geologist respondent called Smith
Answered the newspaper job-list herewith
“Man wanted as a field geologist” with
Great skill at at finding a batholith
Or sometimes an occasional laccolith.
But his geologic skill was only a myth.
Unlike my geologic kin and kith,
Instead of being a man, she wath a mith -
Ath I dithcovered when she gave me a kith.
Categories:
batholith, funny
Form: Monorhyme