The dog barked a bit too much, too often
Oftentimes engendering a response from others
This annoyed the owners of the barking dogs.
In an effort to stop their dogs from barking
They petitioned the owner of the instigator.
A Bark arrest collar was employed as a solution.
When the house was broken into and robbed
There were questions as to why the dog did not bark
“Because we didn’t want him to wake the neighbor’s dogs.”
Categories:
barked, dog, irony,
Form: Free verse
My Tortoise started barking
so I took it for a walk,
I put him on a little leash
which made the neighbours talk,
I threw a tiny stick for him
in the local park,
but by the time he brought it back,
it was getting pretty dark,
I taught him how to sit and beg,
give me his front paw,
he goes and fetches all the mail
when it comes through the door,
all the things I've taught him,
are I think pretty swell,
he looks at me, shakes his head
and goes into his shell.
Categories:
barked, children, funny,
Form: Free verse
Hovering
Antiquated
Perplexities
Pronounced
Yonder!
Newsflashes
Earth-quaking
Wakefulness's
Yodeling
Enrichment
Anniversary
Reward
Categories:
barked, dedication
Form: Acrostic
A dog always barks him
when he walks on a street
in the late evenings
one day he strips him
he never barked again
Categories:
barked, devotion, education, imagination, inspirational,
Form: Tanka