The Tortoise That Barked

My Tortoise started barking
so I took it for a walk,
I put him on a little leash
which made the neighbours talk,
I threw a tiny stick for him
in the local park,
but by the time he brought it back,
it was getting pretty dark,
I taught him how to sit and beg,
give me his front paw,
he goes and fetches all the mail
when it comes through the door,
all the things I've taught him,
are I think pretty swell,
he looks at me, shakes his head
and goes into his shell.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Wolf Avatar
January 2, 2020 at 8:24 PM
Hey, a fun and funny romp, Lee. Hope this comment gets to you by 2021! ~ Tortoise Mailman… P.S. Welcome to Poetry Soup! ~ Gershon
Franks Avatar
January 3, 2020 at 11:05 AM
Hi Gershon, thank you so much.
James Avatar
December 23, 2019 at 12:21 PM
Love it! Ticks a lot of boxes, thank you:)
Franks Avatar
December 23, 2019 at 12:31 PM
Thank you, love writing nonsense verse :)
Watson Avatar
December 21, 2019 at 4:16 PM
This was a really fun poem, Lee.. it's amazing where our imagination takes us isn't it!
Franks Avatar
December 21, 2019 at 4:23 PM
Absolutely yeah, I love writing silly verse, I'm a big fan of Spike Milligan, Michael Rosen etc. Thank you Wendy.
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