Birthday Bad Poems

I have the outhouse in view
I had grandma’s squirrel stew
Dessert was a tart
I will not dare fart
I will sit in my own pew

*in honor of...

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J-oyful 
A-tmosphere 
C-reates 
K-indness 
I-nside 
E-rasing 

B-ad 
A-nd 
S-ad 
A-ura 

Topic: Birthday of Jackie Basa (January 29) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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 My Bad Day
By Robert Austin Allison 

My Bad Day
by Robert Austin Allison

Why'd you act like a fool - a total disgrace, 
When you joked...

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L-et 
E-very 
N-ighttime bring 
N-o bad dream to 
Y-ou. 

Topic: Birthday of Lenny Caranay (April 26) 
Form: Acrostic Lanterne...

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L-ight from the blue sky
O-bliterates the cold chill, 
R-aindrop or downpour
N-o longer falls from the clouds, 
A-s the vile clime fades away.






Topic: Birthday of Lorna...

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J-ust never join the bad company, 
E-vade being gray or blue; 
D-on't let the evil people 
A-ffect the life of 
Y-ou. 

N-ever join the bad...

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My sweet sister was born in July
with left eye of amblyopia
Upon first glance I wanted to cry

Charisma of cornucopia 
Curly blonde hair and infectious grin
with...

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E-ven crying is not a bad thing, 
V-ery true, it excretes the stress; 
E-arly morn July seventh, 
L-et the tears bring wellness. 
Y-our crying is...

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B-etween good and bad, 
E-rror and correctness; 
R-ight way and wrong turn, 
N-ever ever go amiss.
A-llow not your life to be
D-riven into the waste; 
E-ither...

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J-une third early morn
E-ndorses a better clime; 
V-iolent wind Saturday
I-sn't howling in
T-ime.

A-llow the night to pass, 
L-et the morrow come; 
O-pen your eyes to new...

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M-idnight moon passes by, 
E-arly morn starts to break; 
L-et the joyful January
O-pen the sixth day without ache.
D-on't let the jinx occur, Thursday twilight is...

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i can sleep at night now and wake up rested
i no longer have those dreams where my sincerity is tested

the impact that you have had...

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Today was a bad day
and sometimes I wish it would go from March to May
so school will be over and I'll be okay
because today was...

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(the so-called "texted" poem is below the translated one shown here on top. btw, not for the contest. I messed up & didn't know there...

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Within the silence that's witching hour
And the sweet smile of....dawns crack
Two very giggly bunnies
Lacking inhibitions
Stole within the moon
And stars....To roll within a sack

Birthday suits
Within cahoots
Not...

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