My Bad Day

 My Bad Day
By Robert Austin Allison 

My Bad Day
by Robert Austin Allison

Why'd you act like a fool - a total disgrace, 
When you joked to me about my wife's face ?
You were laughing like it was funny,
But that's my wife - my honey !
It made me want to knock you down, 
All the way to the ground .
But first you'd get a left - then a right,
Then I'd say goodnight.
As you fall to the floor 
Screaming "No More - No More" !
Then I'd sit on your face,
Take a dump - Give you a taste,
Of my extremely Toxic Waste !
You made my day so much worse,
I wished you were in a hearse !
My day wasn't really going all that bad, 
Just maybe feeling a little sad - 
Remembering the birthday of my dad.
I can't call or visit to show him some love,
Because he lives in Heaven above.
Next time you want to run your mouth,
Make sure the "Poop" runs further south !
There isn't much more I want to say,
Except F. U. and Have A Nice Day !

Sorry about the F.U. part. I don't cuss but this is
my way of getting the point across that I was
really pee'd off. I'm not a fighter either but if I
was, this is how I'd see it being played out.
This co-worker was talking smack
about my wife and thought it was funny. Then at
lunch time he was repeating the story to someone
else and laughing about it again ! The day this 
occurred was the anniversary of my Dad's passing 
away. I had started trying to write a poem about my
dad but couldn't finish because of the drama. Hope
you enjoyed this poem. My other poems haven't
reached this level but it wasn't a day to mess with me.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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January 7, 2019 at 2:53 AM
So sorry to learn its a true story Robert, hit must have hit you hard on the anniversary of your father's death too people can be so cruel and its no wonder you would have liked to get even, Love the pooping on them with your' toxic waste' that would be revenge indeed especially if it was a runny turd!.:-) hugs Jan xx
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