My Bad Day

My Bad Day By Robert Austin Allison My Bad Day by Robert Austin Allison Why'd you act like a fool - a total disgrace, When you joked to me about my wife's face ? You were laughing like it was funny, But that's my wife - my honey ! It made me want to knock you down, All the way to the ground . But first you'd get a left - then a right, Then I'd say goodnight. As you fall to the floor Screaming "No More - No More" ! Then I'd sit on your face, Take a dump - Give you a taste, Of my extremely Toxic Waste ! You made my day so much worse, I wished you were in a hearse ! My day wasn't really going all that bad, Just maybe feeling a little sad - Remembering the birthday of my dad. I can't call or visit to show him some love, Because he lives in Heaven above. Next time you want to run your mouth, Make sure the "Poop" runs further south ! There isn't much more I want to say, Except F. U. and Have A Nice Day ! Sorry about the F.U. part. I don't cuss but this is my way of getting the point across that I was really pee'd off. I'm not a fighter either but if I was, this is how I'd see it being played out. This co-worker was talking smack about my wife and thought it was funny. Then at lunch time he was repeating the story to someone else and laughing about it again ! The day this occurred was the anniversary of my Dad's passing away. I had started trying to write a poem about my dad but couldn't finish because of the drama. Hope you enjoyed this poem. My other poems haven't reached this level but it wasn't a day to mess with me.