Audit Poems - Poems about Audit

Audit Idiocy Life in secrecy; Audit idiot is he, With no decency. Jim Horn...

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For flowery words I have no gift deep thoughts I'm rarely thinking And when it comes to penmanship my dear I fear I'm stinking But none the less amid this mess I'll sum up for your pleasure Donations to our mutual fund you've granted in full measure In 'sixty-two who knew that you would be my life-long buddy We'd both tried once, struck out at...

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Your Return Has Been Selected for Audit By Elton Camp The government letter that Joe read Every taxpayers so much does dread “Your return, for audit, has been picked.” Joe is certain that, by the IRS, he’s licked Tax advice he accepted from his brother But wishes he’d listened to some other “There’s no way you will get caught. Just the way I file...

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The Income Tax Audit By Elton Camp Perry boasted how the IRS he so loved to cheat But found that he should’ve been more discreet When a neighbor notified the Internal Revenue, The agency decided that an audit they would do The examiner soon found Perry lived like a prince His lifestyle of income tax fraud soon did convince “Man, you can’t have...

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There was a madam who had a business in Shire, In the oldest profession, she was for hire, Alas, the tax people came, But she didn’t think the same, Because soon she wanted to retire. She cried, “I have no savings; surely you jest, Even the IRS can’t tax my breasts! I just had them installed! Aren’t you enthralled? I bet you would never...

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