Arses Poems - Poems about Arses

...By 12 By 12 I was fully grown. My height was the envy of the short arses in my classes. I wasn’t a porker like some ... I was spared fat jokes. My level of pituitary activity was, w......

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...What if, we are all being lied to What if, all the facts are untrue What if, they just want to control you What, if it's true, do you do? What if, when we had the plandemic What if, it was pla......

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...AT THE BEYOND It is here at the point Where no life exists Where shadows lurk Life is made While Creation does nothing But watch itself in A hole that never ends Ether dances and joke at......

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...At Austerlitz I two nations vanquished; making me historically distinguished. At Marengo I had Austria subdued; then I was to honour undoubtedly glued. At the Pyramids, Mamluks kissed the sands; ......

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...This is the 21st Century Where it seems the masses Are still placed on this Earth To serve the upper classes, Feed their acquisitive appetites Wipe their delicate arses, And all in all perpetu......

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...Someone who knows Said You were an old ancient Tree, But at the time, it didn’t really matter, Or seem important to me. I knew You only for a very short time and just a little… You see. Your......

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...The Big Boss My manager is a locust brain He doesn’t know what he’s doing My manager is a locust brain The job is kaos when he’s in charge here My manager is a locust brain Production takes......

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... ~POINT THE FINGER AT YOUR CHEST~ What have you done lately, For your community? Have you gone out and helped the poor? Or are yo......

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...One day Gaia was doodling with sharp twig, on scribbly gum. "Note to Self" These big-brained bipeds are getting far too cocky for their britches. All the dumb-arses are becoming smarty-pants. ......

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...ACME TIRE FACTORY The system was so slow to use and the boss was always on our back Hurry hurry get your fingers out this job depends on you I’ll fire your sorry arses if you go any damn slower! ......

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...I've friends who sell drugs, and they are driving fast cars. Friends who are into money heists and they have mansions and fleets of super Cars, I've a cousin smuggling diamond and gold, and he......

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...Yes, we can all do things so dumb, Then laugh and turn into fun, Like sitting on our glasses, With our elderly fat arses, Making calls on the TV remote, Try using the phone! Don't gloat, You'll......

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...Fifty years ago this July Three American astronauts put the lie to 'Why' On the surface of the Moon they made a pinpoint landing Primitive technological devices notwithstanding We thought t......

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...Losing with Grace..... Baseball players know how to play their game and move on. When they lose, they lose. They don't talk of collusion, or who stole bases and worse.. To call in the Fed to ......

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...Lenny was 30 and still living with his old cheese, everyone called, Lenny’s mum. She was always on his Cadbury Snack to go find a trouble and strife for a chum. “Geez, leave off mum, I’ve been look......

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