Arney Poems - Poems about Arney

...Arney Barney You're so smelly Like rotten pork jelly Your laugh reminds me Of a nursery Full of crying children Your voice makes me queasy And yet you are stately Yet still, no one wan......

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...Mr Arney Alabaster, liked to cheat at playing canaster. He would crinkle up a card, and hide it in a can of lard! Copyright McCuen 2009......

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...Mr Arney Alabaster, liked to cheat at playing canaster. He would crinkle up a card, and hide it inside some lard. Copyright McCuen 2009......

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