Limerick Shark
...The limerick shark’s on the prowl - dum dum
His face in a permanent scowl - dum dum
For his next role in Jaws,
he demands a food clause;
Amityville tourists taste foul - dum dum...
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Categories:
amityville, silly,
Form: Limerick
Horror In the Fog
...Living in fear of trou-de-loup
Jittering teeth as terror unfurls
Fingers of mist become pea soup
Unfamiliar with alien world.
Muffled sound hear dog bark
I think Hound of Baskervil...
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Categories:
amityville, horror,
Form: Rhyme
A Young Bookworm
...I have always loved to read since I was a young child
I read Charlotte’s Web over and over, I was beguiled
I would walk for miles to the town library every week
And brought home books my parents d...
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Categories:
amityville, books,
Form: Rhyme
They Found Their Dream House
...They Found Their Dream House
By Elton Camp
A large family home Joe and Sue required
With a quick sale as their lease had expired
A fixer-upper, they agreed, would have to do
So limited res...
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Categories:
amityville, funny, house, house,
Form: Rhyme
Bad Werewolf
...Oh were oh were can my werewolf be?
Seems he broke his chain.
As terror in New Jersey runs free.
I'll just follow the screams that fill the moonlit night.
Please do not feed the werewolf kids....
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Categories:
amityville, funny
Form: Rhyme
October For Kids (Haiku and Tanka)
...Two Ps in PumPkin
Two BIG Os in OctOber
and apples galore
One October night
Along about All Saint's Day
I heard Satan laugh
T'was in a rural graveyard.......
Or.....was it the old Bijou?
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Categories:
amityville, animals, childhood, family, fantasy
Form: Tanka