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Funny America Poems

These Funny America poems are examples of America poems about Funny. These are the best examples of America Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A February Independence Day
A February Independence Day

It was a chilling winter day,
When Jefferson had come to say
“Lets all agree and make a vow,
To claim our independence now!”

But speaking...

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© Jd Maxwell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, fun, funny, history,



Premium Member Cheering for Soup and Ham
The only Taylor worth a damn is ham,
And a bowl is super when filled with clam....

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Categories: america, culture, feelings, food,

Premium Member FBI ALL ABOARD
We'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs 
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst 
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...

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Categories: america, anxiety, my child,

Premium Member a prickly pair
Pins and needles sewn across the bed
In threads of yellow-brown and rosy red
Stitched across my sheets, embroidered to my bed and pillow
Eye to eye with...

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Categories: america, emotions, environment, fear,

Premium Member Friendly Invasion
War is never nice and friendly
Make no error about it
Invasion is war, death of a country
Nostra culpa est
There is no amicable invasion
Obviously, this is an...

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Categories: africa, america, conflict, death,



Premium Member The Drawer
The Drawer

In the drawer in the kitchen,
there is a bit of this, 
some of that, 
and everything else! 
Well, nearly so. 

There is tape, and...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: adventure, america, feelings, giving,

Premium Member Et Come Home
There on to you!!!
Your idiot brother
Hovered over a Starbucks,
Your sister was seen
Cruising Rodeo Drive.
And Uncle Henry
Got hold of a bottle
George W. Dickle
Tennessee Sippin’ Whiskey
…and you...

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Categories: america, funny, irony,

A Friend' Deal
Here we go again calling ourselves friends; here we go again disputing the same things over and over so that we can cross over again....

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Categories: america, business, community, culture,

Chance
We kept our silence in the room as we waited for the verdict to be read an innocent man sitting there with a murder hanging...

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Categories: america, appreciation, devotion, emotions,

Lavrov Says Casus Belli Part 1
(after Ginsberg)

The words flash across the screen
I think I need a cigarette; it's twilight in the Tauride garden
A real war might start any day as
Venus...

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Categories: america, angst, anxiety, literature,

The Right Choice
the choice to see the right

oh my dear, let me
clarify
the difference between the
lefties, let's give it a try
first, we have the liberals,
quite moderate they are
they...

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Categories: america, funny, humorous, political,

Premium Member Laughing My Head Off - In Trump's Own Words
So what I kept some stuff
A few small keepsakes, merely fluff
They make such noise, so much dumb fuss
Their indignation careening like a bus.

Now they think...

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Categories: america, angst, funny, humor,

Premium Member Get Er Done
GET’ER DONE 


I don’t like a bragging bigot,
Tall in stature, but in class, a midget

A man of faith, a fool to some
But at least a...

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Categories: america, hope, patriotic,

Premium Member Green Machine
In this world 
We all put a price on our honey 
We rent our labor, what’s between our legs and under our nose 
We all...

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© Eric Nolan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, business, humanity, money,

The Beaver and the Eagle
“Hi Eagle, loonie for your thoughts?”

“Hey Beaver, what made them choose you for a national animal?”

“I’m a symbol of perseverance and strength, persistence and hard...

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Categories: america, silly,