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Funny America Poems

These Funny America poems are examples of America poems about Funny. These are the best examples of America Funny poems written by international poets.

Gummy on solana

In the realm of Solana, a gummy's in charge,
A silly meme that's living large.
It's making folks rich, breaking the mold,
Turning regular folks into millionaires bold.

A...

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Categories: america, 12th grade, 4th grade,

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION ARLINGTON HEIGHTS ILLINOIS

CRISIS SESSION FBI HUMAN RESOURCE DIVISION NON-REDACTED
FBI: HELLO WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY

AGENT BROWN: HELLO THIS IS AGANT BROWN AND THAT DARK PLACE IS RETURNING AGAIN...

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Categories: america, analogy, anxiety, mental

Leap

I set out on a journey to appease my soul and honor the deity, but I got caught in a rift and almost fell from...

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Categories: america, april, basketball, bereavement,

Humanitarian Aid

   Remember America’s humanitarian aid 
      to Germany’s Nazis
         and...

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Categories: america, care, prison, war,

State of the Union

A shouting senile old fool tanking in the polls trying to save his ass.

It would take someone a helluva lot smarter than Joe to gaslight...

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Categories: america, political,

A February Independence Day

A February Independence Day

It was a chilling winter day,
When Jefferson had come to say
“Lets all agree and make a vow,
To claim our independence now!”

But speaking...

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Categories: america, fun, funny, history,

Cheering for Soup and Ham

The only Taylor worth a damn is ham,
And a bowl is super when filled with clam....

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Categories: america, culture, feelings, food,

Grab Bag Poems

Grab Bag Poems and Epigrams

POEMS

Less Heroic Couplets: Dark Cloud, Silver Lining, Dupes
from “Love in the Time of the Coronavirus”
by Michael R. Burch

Every corona has a...

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Categories: allegory, america, analogy, parody,

FBI ALL ABOARD

We'd opened ourselves up to fascist beliefs 
we'd catered to the raw findings of mental angst 
an yet we knew going under cover would somehow...

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Categories: america, anxiety, my child,

a prickly pair

Pins and needles sewn across the bed
In threads of yellow-brown and rosy red
Stitched across my sheets, embroidered to my bed and pillow
Eye to eye with...

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Categories: america, emotions, environment, fear,

Friendly Invasion

War is never nice and friendly
Make no error about it
Invasion is war, death of a country
Nostra culpa est
There is no amicable invasion
Obviously, this is an...

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Categories: africa, america, conflict, death,

The Drawer

The Drawer

In the drawer in the kitchen,
there is a bit of this, 
some of that, 
and everything else! 
Well, nearly so. 

There is tape, and...

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Categories: adventure, america, feelings, giving,

Et Come Home

There on to you!!!
Your idiot brother
Hovered over a Starbucks,
Your sister was seen
Cruising Rodeo Drive.
And Uncle Henry
Got hold of a bottle
George W. Dickle
Tennessee Sippin’ Whiskey
…and you...

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Categories: america, funny, irony,

A Friend' Deal

Here we go again calling ourselves friends; here we go again disputing the same things over and over so that we can cross over again....

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Categories: america, business, community, culture,

Chance

We kept our silence in the room as we waited for the verdict to be read an innocent man sitting there with a murder hanging...

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Categories: america, appreciation, devotion, emotions,