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Funny America Poems

These Funny America poems are examples of America poems about Funny. These are the best examples of America Funny poems written by international poets.


Sic semper evello mortem tyrannis - part ii
Highlight of Goofus and Gallant 
bred within the survival instinct 
of hungry hordes of prey, 
when Earth in the balance 
against an uncomfortable truth 
smug...

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Categories: absence, adventure, africa, america,



Premium Member And now it starts - in Trumps own words
And now it starts,
And yes, I'm back at last,
Four years of trials and tribulations,
Capped off by this raucous jubilation.

I fought and won,
Proved them all wrong,
The...

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Categories: america, funny, humorous, parody,

Premium Member When You Get Old
When you are old not much seems new
But technology trolls and cars suck too
I like the old cars with frames solid heavy
Does good a heart...

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Categories: age, america, appreciation, art,

Premium Member The Lady Who Didn't Know What a Year Is
To the lady I served dinner to on New Year's Eve: It was the New Year, but nothing seemed new about it because I was...

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© B.J. Fitz  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, funny, giggle, growing

Premium Member Reflections Of Myself
Is not it  funny for me to be living in the world main one in America with this fleshly body of mine to learn...

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Categories: adventure, america, appreciation, bible,



Election Turmoil
Waited patiently in lines to cast the vote
The turnout was expected; patience was tested
Uneasiness, hungry, and tired enough to be tempted
To leave the line, but...

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Categories: america, heartbroken, joy, usa,

Premium Member More qyueer karma no'
Well lammy he got slammy..' while karma hopes to be
Jammy.? cause in the past there were caustic blasts.'
I don't think Mr Trump really thinks thats...

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Categories: allusion, america, anti bullying,

Premium Member Orange Face
An orange face disguises my white independence 
For saying stupid hurtful things that make no sense
I will win the day
And make them pay
Like when I...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: america, bullying, character, giggle,

genders
Two genders

when we were toddlers, we played in the sandbox
and hide and seek, we didn't think about whose
gender we were
a few years later, the girls...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allusion, america, anti bullying,

Premium Member Creepy ABC
Adam’s apple screams
Bloody beware
Candy poisoning 
Death in the air
Evil lurking by
Funny creepy laugh
Glowing in dark pines
Haunted Halloween path
Interesting scary movie 
Jumping at the climax
Killer is...

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Categories: america, halloween,

Premium Member The Circus Comes To Milton Creek
Sheriff Koplin was woken up by a loud trumpeting sound
Grabbed his Winchester and prepared to stand his ground
A huge elephant was walking by it took...

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Categories: america, animal, humor, western,

Premium Member I can't believe you said that
The left produces people, who sometimes give themselves away by quotes
Its amazing how many fall for this, and still give them their votes.
Bill Ayers said...

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Categories: america, betrayal, leadership, political,

Mr Clinton
Mr Clinton, why did you tell white lies? 
We all cried, mother thought you were so wise 
You made me feel so silly 
I gave...

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Categories: america, blue, corruption, deep,

Premium Member Do some s plaining
As a young child I fondly recall
tuning into Desi Arnez and Lucille Ball.
Their chemistry was great and brought
many a guffaw.
Lucy always stumbled in to comical...

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Categories: america, corruption, money, perspective,

The look in Your Eyes
Every time I look into your eyes you make me want to smile, every time I look into your eyes, I see something that is...

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Categories: adventure, america, beautiful, best


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