Hawaiian Pineapple
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The best pineapples are grown domestically.
They come from the Aloha State of Hawaii.
However, you can't buy them locally.
The fruit in cans may come from Central America.
Some come fro...
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aloha state, business, food, fruit,
Form: Rhyme
Bowelanese
...My tummy speaks fluent Bowelanese
Every morning before my brekkie
Informing me in no uncertain terms
It needs more nourishment by heckie
It has quietly fasted all night long
Now wide awake looking f...
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Categories:
aloha state, funny,
Form: Quatrain