Bowelanese

My tummy speaks fluent Bowelanese
Every morning before my brekkie
Informing me in no uncertain terms
It needs more nourishment by heckie

It has quietly fasted all night long
Now wide awake looking for grub
Wonder what the consequences are
If I don't send some down from above

Tummy grumblings are quite universal
From the Aloha State to Timbuktu
Queens are known to have 'em at times
Followed by a Royal Fart or two

I guess that sounds a bit irreverent
But hey, Queens are people just like us
The only real difference is however
They can sit at the front of the bus

Now getting back to Bowelanese
A language even mentioned in Macbeth
Just lift one cheek and then the other
To release the body's excess

© Jack Ellison 2012

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 3/23/2018 10:33:00 PM
"Queens are known to have 'em at times Followed by a Royal Fart or two" Lol!My, oh my!!! Always, Laura
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Date: 10/11/2012 7:49:00 PM
Makesure you look at the guy next to you with disgust; kind of takes the heat off you! Hiolarious write Jack,I loved the humor!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 10/11/2012 8:31:00 PM
Great idea Elizabeth! LOL Glad it tickled your fancy... love, fun stuff and big hugs, Jack
Date: 10/10/2012 1:48:00 PM
EEEWWW! Please point in the oposite direction...
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Date: 10/10/2012 1:53:00 PM
ROTFLMAO! I'll try but sometimes it just comes upon me and I don't have time to react... forgive me! Love ya! Hugs and happies, Jack xox
Date: 10/10/2012 1:41:00 PM
Stopping by your poetry list today to tell you thank you for your kind comments on my writing Jack. Your comment was truly appreciated. Love, Carol
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Date: 10/10/2012 1:55:00 PM
You are very welcome my dear Carol... you're one of the main reasons this site is the GREATEST! Hugs, warm wishes, and much love! Jack
Date: 10/10/2012 12:11:00 PM
Jack, a very funny write on one of those things of nature, I like....David
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Date: 10/10/2012 12:35:00 PM
Thanks a bunch David! Went a little bit off the rails with this one! LOL
Date: 10/10/2012 10:42:00 AM
LOL, I'm still chuckling now : )
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Date: 10/10/2012 10:54:00 AM
"I'm still chuckling now"... take a deep breath so you don't injure yourself! A bit irreverent eh! LOL Cheers, Jack
Date: 10/10/2012 6:14:00 AM
You gave me a little chuckle with this cute poem Jack. Be back to read more.Anne
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Date: 10/10/2012 6:31:00 AM
I guess I was in one of my many silly moods! LOL Thank you Anne! Hugs Jack xox
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