Funny Allusion Poems

 AH! POLICY ...

 Politicians mock politicians
 Democracy groans every day
 and the people vote without thinking!


 WEATHER FORECASTS

 Rain comes, heat stifles,
 unpredictable phenomena
...

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Good luck, if you are searching for love on line
Love cannot be brought or sold, real love is found
Haphazardly. There is no pattern, no real...

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I spied a beutiful swan
Graciously tantalizing
A cure to mine senses
Returng to me Lewis
That warming feeling
Of being in love again
Not once do I doubt
That ultimately Swan
You...

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In a small village in the green valleys of the Peak District, Sarah gave birth to a son, after a decade of trying for a...

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          Welcome to the land of...

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"What sort of world
be home to those
who goes about
judging all souls
of what they do
be right or wrong
and how'd they know
of this-and-that
be bad or good
be alsoooo,...

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AFRICAN POEM BY NWACHUKWU VICTOR 


FACIAL EXPRESSIONS



A picture drawn in your complexion,
Tells alot about your expression,
It hides in your beauty,
And makes it hard to tell...

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Untitled thoughts 
This isn't a fairly tail ! 
Love story are  no joke 
This is not a sleeping beauty kind of story 
Nor beauty...

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O Luke o dare, Sad Truth Very Lucky 
Kwick rape picker o thus boot passed away
O dare thus boot duck, wiggle
[Passport please ... okay you...

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He rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he...

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There's a trail that takes you everywhere.
Just be patient, that trail will get you there.
Up ahead, there is the town of Everywhere, USA.
When I got...

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Pith is pithier than pithy
-it’s not a question of if.
You know atoms are tiny
when you get at ‘em.
Sometimes they’re the point.
Meanings have layers
like lasagna.
Two or...

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Dr Doom: Well Reed, we meet again, and excuse me for putting your dear ex to sleep, or she'd use her powers to conjure that...

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Madness, 
How nice they felt
To be free, 
From the dampness of humanity. 

They are plunged into a different universe
A free life of toils
A prodigal, 
Of...

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She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo 
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the...

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