Aldi Poems - Poems about Aldi

...SINGING IN THE CHIOR OUR LADY OF MOUNT CARMEL ST PATRICKS CHURCH FINALLY MEETING MY NEW HUSBAND FOR THE FIRST TIME WE WERE ENGAGED 2015 VOLUNTEERING ALL OVER POLK COUNTY IN LAKELAND WITH THE MILITAR......

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... It's always Aldi on a Sunday afternoon. You're always waiting with your shopping bags in hand, slowly trudging along with your walking stick. It takes you ten minutes to get into the car. You ne......

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...Six Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my MP had for free: A partridge with all the trimmings. It didn’t come from Aldi On the second day of Christmas my MP had on me: Two vint......

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...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum! Hard knocks Methacton school alum ofttimes finds ruining his fate while squarely planted on me bum nevertheless felt rightly triangulated flashed mo......

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...I laid me body stomach down atop a grassy knoll... here at Highland Manor Apartments earlier today Juneteenth 2022, (a pitch perfect spring day) with serious intent to read seat of the pants s......

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...If you ever espy a latitudinally and longitudinally challenged older yet shopping savvy woman, (wedded to yours truly for almost twenty six years), who stands approximately four feet and ten in......

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...The spouse betook monthly outing today May 4th, 2022 to 3938B Ridge Pike, Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426. No more bare cupboards, fridge, and deep freezer since returning with more than ......

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...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum! Hard knocks Methacton school alum ofttimes finds ruing his fate while squarely planted on me bum disheveled and unshaven, whereby gray stubble encrus......

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...Technological glitch with EBT (i.e.) food card... at LIDL checkout line At 4:03 PM on November first two thousand and twenty, the missus nsync with yours truly, (an inimitable average Joe - cu......

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...Cyril is a squirrel that comes from the Wirral, he looks cute and furry but he's gone a bit feral, Cyril dislikes foreign squirrels, won't hear no ifs or buts, he says the tide of squirrelgra......

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...Mavi kubbe, sana savurdu beni. Bedenimi çektin derinlerine. Dünya büküldü o an. Diplerindeyken ben, siyah sularin doldurdu cigerlerimi. Dalgalarin esir aldi ruhumu, ben fark etmeden. Billurlas......

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...PERPETUUM MOBILE I must go down to the pigging shops again To Morrison, Tesco, Aldi or maybe Lidl For I Just went there for the sodding milk in vain How could I forget! it really is a riddle ......

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...Only six months 'til Christmas... Yes, just six months to go- I'd best start making lists, Buying bottles for' ‘rellies' who like to get pissed And scouring for bargains at Tesco. Only six m......

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...Whit dat tight till - say yes, aye wool thank ewe mooch at least for today hoof fully (this Joe kerr) can easily bide his time weigh beef hoar rammy cows come home. Meantime India interim le......

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...Joyous rapture awoke sleeping animalistic giant: carnal, feral, gonadal horniness in deed, when defiant this primate crossed figurative paths with a stunning woman older than a spring chi......

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