Aldi Poems - Poems about Aldi

... It's always Aldi on a Sunday afternoon. You're always waiting with your shopping bags in hand, slowly trudging along with your walking stick. It takes you ten minutes to get into the car. You ne......Read the rest...

...Six Days of Christmas On the first day of Christmas my MP had for free A partridge with all the trimmings. It didn’t come from Aldi On the second of Christmas my MP had on me Two vintage Cham......Read the rest...

...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum! Hard knocks Methacton school alum ofttimes finds ruining his fate while squarely planted on me bum nevertheless felt rightly triangulated flashed mo......Read the rest...

...I laid me body stomach down atop a grassy knoll... here at Highland Manor Apartments earlier today Juneteenth 2022, (a pitch perfect spring day) with serious intent to read seat of the pants s......Read the rest...

...If you ever espy a latitudinally and longitudinally challenged older yet shopping savvy woman, (wedded to yours truly for almost twenty six years), who stands approximately four feet and ten in......Read the rest...

...The spouse betook monthly outing today May 4th, 2022 to 3938B Ridge Pike, Collegeville, Pennsylvania 19426. No more bare cupboards, fridge, and deep freezer since returning with more than ......Read the rest...

...Daiya vegan non dairy cheesecake - oh yum! Hard knocks Methacton school alum ofttimes finds ruing his fate while squarely planted on me bum disheveled and unshaven, whereby gray stubble encrus......Read the rest...

...Technological glitch with EBT (i.e.) food card... at LIDL checkout line At 4:03 PM on November first two thousand and twenty, the missus nsync with yours truly, (an inimitable average Joe - cu......Read the rest...

...Cyril is a squirrel that comes from the Wirral, he looks cute and furry but he's gone a bit feral, Cyril dislikes foreign squirrels, won't hear no ifs or buts, he says the tide of squirrelgra......Read the rest...

...Mavi kubbe, sana savurdu beni. Bedenimi çektin derinlerine. Dünya büküldü o an. Diplerindeyken ben, siyah sularin doldurdu cigerlerimi. Dalgalarin esir aldi ruhumu, ben fark etmeden. Billurlas......Read the rest...

...PERPETUUM MOBILE I must go down to the pigging shops again To Morrison, Tesco, Aldi or maybe Lidl For I Just went there for the sodding milk in vain How could I forget! it really is a riddle ......Read the rest...

...Only six months 'til Christmas... Yes, just six months to go- I'd best start making lists, Buying bottles for' ‘rellies' who like to get pissed And scouring for bargains at Tesco. Only six m......Read the rest...

...Whit dat tight till - say yes, aye wool thank ewe mooch at least for today hoof fully (this Joe kerr) can easily bide his time weigh beef hoar rammy cows come home. Meantime India interim le......Read the rest...

...Joyous rapture awoke sleeping animalistic giant: carnal, feral, gonadal horniness in deed, when defiant this primate crossed figurative paths with a stunning woman older than a spring chi......Read the rest...

...entered said market seconds later, and dye motioned (to her) as she sigh lent lee reached same idle sturdy cart, which ordinarily requires a quarter to pry loose from a train of chained......Read the rest...