Tippecanoe and Winnie the Poo
I like Ike on a motorbike
It's the Economy, Cupid
Read My Lips, No Teacher's Strike
Let's Make America Unequal Again
All the way with Medicaid
A New Deal, A Fart and a Squeal
It's Morning Again, the GOP Way
Nixon and Lodge, the issues they dodged
Goldwater and Miller, a ticket-killer
McCain and Palin, set folks to wailing
Bush and Cheney, a pair of zanies
Nixon and Agnew, a pair straight from the zoo
Mondale and Ferraro, couldn't have beaten Zorro
Dole and Kemp, wouldn't legalize hemp
Clinton and Gore, we couldn't stand anymore...
In 2020, what slogan will be number one
Something like Bernie's: Vote For Me -- No Mo Fun
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agnew, nonsense, political, word play,
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My truck is so old…
When I buy gas, I get a free Flintstone glass.
So old that mold has my truck growing on it.
So old that when I bought it used I found Betty White`s prom dress under
the seat.
So old pot holes cover up when they see me coming.
So old, all it`s parts have "if found," return address labels.
So old my seatbelt is my Mother`s right arm.
So old Moon river`s the only song on the radio.
So old it has a Nixon/Agnew bumper sticker.
My truck is so old that when I go in for an inspection, I have to come back
the next day... After they`ve stopped laughing.
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agnew, age, car, funny, humor,
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