Agreeable Aggie’s answer was usually a wishy-swish
She could never decide between pork, duck, beef or fish
Do you want to help? Absolutely, she would say
Do you want to paint that red, yellow, or light gray?
Whatever you want me to do, she would immediately reply
She never made any decision or even attempted to try
Will you? Sure. Do you want to paint the landing or the hall?
She never cared enough to give us any kind of decision at all.
Categories:
aggie, 10th grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Inside a cave lived the Stooges Three.
This was long before recorded history.
To make butter this morning, it was Shemp's turn.
Larry tickled him as Shemp shook cream in the churn.
For dinner, Moe attempted to hunt a duck.
He tried his best, but had the lousiest luck.
Aggie was the cavegirl Moe would adore.
Maggie and Baggy were the other girls next door.
Are you curious about how the situation will go?
All you have to do is watch the video.
Based on the 1948 Columbia Pictures short subject "I'm a Monkey's Uncle" starring the Three Stooges.
Categories:
aggie, film, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Agnes had skin old and saggy
Her eyes were dark and baggy
She pierced two safety pins
Each side of her chin
Which gave a lift to poor Aggie
Categories:
aggie, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick
Twas maybe her pretty smile
Her pretty looks intoxicating
The way she carried herself
The kind polite mannerism
That spake a good nurturing
That light in her pretty eyes
Her way with word outwardly
The motions only she evoked
The inspired moments' lover
I call her Aggie jewel of time
She makes them now gawk
Astride that rover bike Aggie
Too many secrets held deep
Visits across starry portend
Beloved of lovers momento
Categories:
aggie, appreciation, lost love, love,
Form: Verse
Yashy and Aggy
They like to waggy
their tails
and they've got nice nails
Yashy likes mashy
Aggie likes Maggie
They both like Radi
And they both hate Abby :(
Categories:
aggie, art, cheer up, friendship,
Form: ABC
A New poetry form invented by Aggie in Malaysia. She named it Chinky - My first try, and not a very good one. My gerund at the beginning is incorrect.
Regret is prowess burned in rubbish dump,
on life’s immense archive of dreg debris.
Who would desire to scavenge refuse, pump
and bring again for everyone to see?
Why waste my treasured time to nurse regret?
Why waste my treasured time to nurse regret?
For future days, my one and only plea
that yesterday’s charade shall pose no threat,
and coming days shall count as victory.
Regret is prowess burned in rubbish dump.
Categories:
aggie, confidence, courage, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
an argument ends
the clear marble shoots straighter
than the aggie
Categories:
aggie, children,
Form: Haiku
Dirranbandi Aggie
Agnes was a local lady, slight,
who had a different view,
Didn’t trust no lectric light,
might just burn her eyeballs too,
fat lamp a bubbling.
yes she lived in a ole brown house,
built yes for her, by her soldier husband,
2 pommy ladies offered to paint her roof, (english)
Silver frost paint on the iron did land,
Yes McGovern. (old Aubrey, me mate)
So she asked about the walls,
Cheapest was the silver frost,
Shining in the blazing sun,
Knock ya eyeballs flat, the cost,
Burnt eyeball loving?
Sheep head soup, was on the menu,
Eyeballs swimming in the soup,
In the rainwater tanks were a sleeping,
Chooks n rellies, in a group, (relatives)
They was stubborn. (coots)
corrugated igloos held galoots,
eggs sometimes found an lost,
long as the rooster got the boot,
bit fowl if he was crossed,
cook him in the old wood stove oven…
Don Johnson
Categories:
aggie, adventure,
Form: Ballad