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Just seen an advert
Enquiring if i need the services ?
Of a life coach

Swipped left and then thought

Exactly what and where the hell ?

Do you study to become 1 of them

The Circus
Or an amusement park

Best i consult my horoscope
Tarrot card's
Psychic...Read More
Categories: advert, slam,
Form: Free verse



Eating Shrimps
Eating Shrimps
I eat choc sponge cake.                                  ...Read More
Categories: advert, cool, fantasy, surreal,
Form: Free verse
- Because I'm Worth It -
My image was dull drab and dreary 
(It hadn’t be changed for a while)
I thought that my hair had potential
... It was time I updated my style
But the last time that I’d had a haircut 
I hadn’t been pleased with...Read More
Categories: advert, beauty, color, hair, humor, image, vanity, woman,
Form: Narrative
What price a child's soul
A child's soul was once priceless,
A child's soul was once beyond the reach of most things evil,
A child's soul was once safe in the hands of 99 out of every hundred.

Do you remember the first time you saw a loss...Read More
Categories: advert, abuse, addiction, anger, anxiety, betrayal, childhood, love,
Form: Blitz
Premium Member X Factor Disaster
X Factor Disaster.

She certainly has the X factor
Beauty chic and flair
And if I had one wish
I’d be her teddy bear
Eyes of fire
A wasp waist
And a big fat bum
With a tattoo of my face
Legs like a giraffe
Melons of a chest
Her hair...Read More
Categories: advert, boyfriend, cute love, funny, funny love, girlfriend,
Form: Verse



Premium Member HABITS
HABITS

We wake up in the morning,
Our memory, collecting storing,
The same data over, and over again,	
It becomes entrenched – a habit is due,
What triggers habits, just a simple cue!
We pass a highway that we know well
And put our car into cruise...Read More
Categories: advert, power,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Empty Drum
A man, but falls low to act a big boy
on an empty stomach, yet snaps a meal that a few can enjoy.

Amongst the things he hates the most is the mirror
steaming his sense of reality to eat it all raw.

Truths...Read More
Categories: advert, abuse, allusion, art, character, class, crazy, irony,
Form: Couplet
If I Wrote A Carlsberg Advert
Bill: They call me Bill.

Me: Then call you Bill I will
but I will not I will Bill
and I will not I will not I will Bill, Bill.

Bill: Don't call me.

Me: I will not.

Bill: No, don't call me.

Me: Okay I will....Read More
Categories: advert, funny, humorous, parody, silly, smart, word play,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member A Rattling Rhyme
I wandered lonely as a cloud
Stop right there for crying out loud
Plagiarism is not allowed
You'll be lynched by the P.S. crowd.

Okay, to be or not to be
Now come on you're being silly
They'll complain and they'll be suing
Ask you what it...Read More
Categories: advert, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Got the hump enemies
Got the hump

In need of some well deserved T.L.C

Then follow me 

I am off to enlist in the Army

Because the advert said

Be all you can be 

And who doesn't love a man in uniform

Apart from Enemies 



...Read More
Categories: advert, war,
Form: Free verse



An Unusual Gift It Turned Out To Be
An unusual gift it turned out to be
       As intentions, I think, were otherwise
On my desk, one day, for me to see
       An advert that I shall now...Read More
Categories: advert, life, self, truth, universe,
Form: Rhyme
Advert 90260003
this is propaganda [eggs]
this is your brain on propaganda [frying eggs]
any questions? 
if you have any questions please provide your feedback 
at www.bbiswatchingu.com...Read More
Categories: advert, political,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member MIND THE WET PAINT
I wonder what I’d find if I could decorate my mind 
a tiny peach plaster to heal the hurt of acts unkind 

There’d be lots of sunshine yellow swirls to brighten up the day
and numerous scraps of paper for poems...Read More
Categories: advert, how i feel, humorous, me,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Sexy advert enticing husbands
Come in, come in, how is your night, 
We have something you can’t resist,
Inside we can feed your cardinal need, 
We can satisfy your primalist wish,

Just see the Madame, on the way through, 
Then we’ll deliver a drink to your...Read More
Categories: advert, lonely, lost love, lust, sexy,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member THE LIFECYCLE
My new vehicle is called the lifecycle! 
Available world wide from birth
Found in a stunning selection of colours
Black, yellow, brown, pink 
and lobster red if left out in the sun too long!

It transports us throughout our life
with magical moments of...Read More
Categories: advert, humorous, journey, life,
Form: Light Verse
TO A LESSER DEGREE
I was qualified in middle eastern history,
which was a waste at the chemist it seemed to me,
however, I saw an advert to become a spy,
Instead of media, thought that I would give it a try.

I had a light brown colour,...Read More
Categories: advert, courage, fear, hero, journey,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Sixty minutes in sixty seconds
Sixty minutes in sixty seconds, 
Let me tell you the lunch hour of my trade,
How it all started innocent, fun, full of life, 
And ended when I kind of got l**d,

At the start I wrote a frivolous poem, 
About a...Read More
Categories: advert, funny, humorous, sexy,
Form: Quatrain
Tommorrow Today
Camp rape before we were deported.
Camouflage, the only identity of whom had her pregnant.
I bet my exile, not even bribes were executed.
A sin not a crime, the heart carries the statement.
See, evil servant will not leave footprints in the crime...Read More
Categories: advert, abuse, adventure, africa, age, anger, anti bullying,
Form: Lyric
An Eternity I
Stood upright, between two roads,
On a thin metal rail,
A solitary, brown coloured bottle 
Of beer,                         ...Read More
Categories: advert, betrayal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I DON'T THINK IT WAS PEPSI SHE WAS DRINKING
Gut wrenching
Bowel clenching
Loo stenching
Throat heaving
Sick making
Head aching
No sleeping
Mum’s waking
She’s crying
Not dying….


Tipsy!

Based on the format of the original PEPSI advert from the 1970's


08-12-17...Read More
Categories: advert, drink, humorous, sick,
Form: Rhyme
Slay mama and the Slain
Man down ,slay on..... 
Is the anthem, as she churn louder 
Fix, paint, tight and briefs...
So she presumed the loudest 
Culture inborn but she doesn't Observe precepts 
On some Instagram cos that's what's on 
Flow so flowing when the followers...Read More
Categories: advert, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction, age, corruption, culture,
Form: Free verse
Pretty Alsatian
She sought refuge in
The backyard shrub;
Dad, there is an Alsatian in the shrub;
Armed with pebbles
I chased her away.

Dad, that Alsatian is back,
I armed myself with pebbles
Second and third,
She fled.

Fourth time i retraced
My confused fear and anger,
I gave her food;
She did...Read More
Categories: advert, dog,
Form: ABC
Premium Member UNWANTED INTERNET ADVERTS - BAWDY
Svetlana appeared on my computer today
She’s so pretty, it can’t be denied
But I'm happily married for 26 years
So I don’t need an Internet bride!

Oh crikey an email advert has just popped up
It’s one that I’m embarrased to mention
But I’m female...Read More
Categories: advert, computer, humorous, internet,
Form: Rhyme
Sobering truth
I've got a lot of stuff bottled up inside I need to release
I may hurt a few people with the truth, but I hope to keep the peace
The devil is taking me on a course
Dragging me around but you can't...Read More
Categories: advert, dark, deep, depression, heartbreak, inspirational, uplifting,
Form: Free verse
The Mirror Of Time
18/04/2017
Mirror Of Time

 
Surrounded by skeletons, 
All just a' running  and fast, 
Occupying their moments and minds., 
Big time,
Regrets of the past.., 
To stop themselves espying.., 
The mirror of time.

My friend.., my age, a paperboy., 
On his bike .,...Read More
Categories: advert, destiny, future, humanity, mirror, violence, visionary,
Form: I do not know?