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Nothing

'Nothing works faster'
the advertisement read
'Nothing works better'
the adman said
I don't know about you
but if that's true
it's Nothing for me
Nothing's a keeper
not only that
it's also cheaper

Categories: advert, fun, humor, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme

Cunning Contractor

In The Adverts the lines were catchy
But buildings of a glamour patchy,
Behind The Grand Pictures Cliff Builder:
Husband of Contract-Catching Hilda…

Smart-Eyed Hilda gets Forty Percent;
He’s Satisfied with Sixty Percent;
For one year, he won’t be buying her Gold:
No halting at spots the stuff is sold;
Once in a while restaurants not seedy,
Avoiding pubs run by The Greedy;
So that

Categories: advert, absence, age, character, house,
Form: Rhyme

If I Wrote a Carlsberg Advert

Bill: They call me Bill.

Me: Then call you Bill I will
but I will not I will Bill
and I will not I will not I will Bill, Bill.

Bill: Don't call me.

Me: I will not.

Bill: No, don't call me.

Me: Okay I will. 

Bill: So you will not call me?

Me: I will, I will not call you.

Bill: God

Categories: advert, funny, humorous, parody, silly,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Advert 90260003

this is propaganda [eggs]
this is your brain on propaganda [frying eggs]
any questions? 
if you have any questions please provide your feedback 
at www.bbiswatchingu.com

Categories: advert, political,
Form: I do not know?

Sexy Advert Enticing Husbands

Come in, come in, how is your night, 
We have something you can’t resist,
Inside we can feed your cardinal need, 
We can satisfy your primalist wish,

Just see the Madame, on the way through, 
Then we’ll deliver a drink to your seat,
And we’ll perform on a pole, forgetting it all, 
Even things that the minister preached,

Then

Categories: advert, lonely, lost love, lust,
Form: Quatrain

Advert Your Rage, My Dear

Silence shattered, like your mother's 
favorite China, with a voice that 
is equivalent to a sonic boom.

No one's ever told you that your temper 
could cause such unrest, like the tides
against the adjusting position of Earth.

At first, they resisted, just like I did;
but then the barriers broke and the ocean
began to pour down my cheeks,

salty

Categories: advert, art, beauty, emotions, love,
Form: Free verse

Advert For the Father-Land

By Fatmir Terziu

What could I tell a Londoner about the Fatherland? The adverts
Are copies of the unscrupulous inscriptions in tombstones,
Just as we are copies of the bestial goods,
Of our egoistic laughable thoughts,
Like fortune-telling using broken coffee-cups
which contain pieces of the phantasmagoric fates of our fear,
The yellow pages of history.
What could I draw to the attention

Categories: advert, art,
Form: Free verse

Logistics - a Parody of a Certain Delivery Company's Television Advert, To the Tune That's Amore

Yes we don’t give a toss,
If your package is lost,
That’s logistics,
If it’s broken or bent,
Or has multiple dents,
That’s logistics,
If it’s fragile and breaks,
It was not our mistake,
That’s logistics,
Well you were not at home,
So we sent it to Rome,
That’s logistics!

So incredibly late,
That it’s gone out of date,
That’s logistics,
We don’t know where it went,
Are you sure it

Categories: advert, business, funny, parody, song-
Form: Lyric

A Living Advert

She
show-cased
stage pieces-
upon a grand 
scale

Renee Lalique (1860-1945) commemorated Sarah Bernhardt in  bronze medallion .She modelled
(advertised) many of his pieces in her stage-act.

Categories: advert, art
Form: Lanterne