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Cunning Contractor
In The Adverts the lines were catchy But buildings of a glamour patchy, Behind The Grand Pictures Cliff Builder: Husband of Contract-Catching Hilda… Smart-Eyed Hilda gets Forty Percent; He’s Satisfied with Sixty Percent; For one year, he won’t be buying her Gold: No halting at spots the stuff is sold; Once in a while restaurants not seedy, Avoiding pubs run by The Greedy; So that...

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Categories: advert, absence, age, character, house,
Form: Rhyme
If I Wrote a Carlsberg Advert
Bill: They call me Bill. Me: Then call you Bill I will but I will not I will Bill and I will not I will not I will Bill, Bill. Bill: Don't call me. Me: I will not. Bill: No, don't call me. Me: Okay I will. Bill: So you will not call me? Me: I will, I will not call you. Bill: God...

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Categories: advert, funny, humorous, parody, silly,
Form: I do not know?



Advert 90260003
this is propaganda [eggs] this is your brain on propaganda [frying eggs] any questions? if you have any questions please provide your feedback at www.bbiswatchingu.com...

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Categories: advert, political,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Sexy Advert Enticing Husbands
Come in, come in, how is your night, We have something you can’t resist, Inside we can feed your cardinal need, We can satisfy your primalist wish, Just see the Madame, on the way through, Then we’ll deliver a drink to your seat, And we’ll perform on a pole, forgetting it all, Even things that the minister preached, Then...

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Categories: advert, lonely, lost love, lust,
Form: Quatrain
Advert Your Rage, My Dear
Silence shattered, like your mother's favorite China, with a voice that is equivalent to a sonic boom. No one's ever told you that your temper could cause such unrest, like the tides against the adjusting position of Earth. At first, they resisted, just like I did; but then the barriers broke and the ocean began to pour down my cheeks, salty...

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Categories: advert, art, beauty, emotions, love,
Form: Free verse



Advert For the Father-Land
By Fatmir Terziu What could I tell a Londoner about the Fatherland? The adverts Are copies of the unscrupulous inscriptions in tombstones, Just as we are copies of the bestial goods, Of our egoistic laughable thoughts, Like fortune-telling using broken coffee-cups which contain pieces of the phantasmagoric fates of our fear, The yellow pages of history. What could I draw to the attention...

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Categories: advert, art,
Form: Free verse
Logistics - a Parody of a Certain Delivery Company's Television Advert, To the Tune That's Amore
Yes we don’t give a toss, If your package is lost, That’s logistics, If it’s broken or bent, Or has multiple dents, That’s logistics, If it’s fragile and breaks, It was not our mistake, That’s logistics, Well you were not at home, So we sent it to Rome, That’s logistics! So incredibly late, That it’s gone out of date, That’s logistics, We don’t know where it went, Are you sure it...

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Categories: advert, business, funny, parody, song-
Form: Lyric
Premium Member A Living Advert
She show-cased stage pieces- upon a grand scale Renee Lalique (1860-1945) commemorated Sarah Bernhardt in bronze medallion .She modelled (advertised) many of his pieces in her stage-act....

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Categories: advert, art
Form: Lanterne

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