If I Wrote a Carlsberg Advert

Bill: They call me Bill. Me: Then call you Bill I will but I will not I will Bill and I will not I will not I will Bill, Bill. Bill: Don't call me. Me: I will not. Bill: No, don't call me. Me: Okay I will. Bill: So you will not call me? Me: I will, I will not call you. Bill: God give me will. Me: I'm Will I am, not the Will I Am. Bill: William? Me: Yes but they call me Will. Bill: They should call you mentally ill! Me: That hurts how I feel Bill! Bill: Will will you f**k off! Me: I will Bill, I said I will not but I will, I'll f**k I will, I will not I will Bill!! Bill: (That Will is bonkers). Me: (That Bill is stupid). .........now if that doesnt make sense to you, you're stupid, if it does, you're bonkers, but genius.........Bonkers genius.....Probably.............. Carlsberg tastes like sewage, but if it didn't, we probably wouldn't give a sewage tubes innards!! *Trust me, it makes sense (except the sewage tubes innards bit, that's just nonsense)... Probably.....