Humor Abecedarian Poems

These Humor Abecedarian poems are examples of Abecedarian poems about Humor. These are the best examples of Abecedarian Humor poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberThe Zwieback Warrior by John lawless
The Zweiback Warrior


Zweiback cookies – teething biscuits
Yucky, gnawed upon, gummed delights
Xeric surface absorbing wanton drool
Wielded, by the toothless cherub, in
Valiant fencing stance encumbered by
Unsteady footwork...

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Categories: children, humor, metaphor,

Abecedarian: People by leon ryder
Adam Actually Aced An Awesome Adventure
Bradley Boldly Baked Bad Beef
Christopher Canned Cut Cold Cuts
David Dunked Darla Dimple
Evan Ecstatically Escaped Every Eagle
Franklin Flipped Fat Franks
Gary Gerrickson...

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Categories: funny, humor, people,



They Hold Our Names Ransom by Warren Arends
They hold our names ransom 
as if our fathers are kings.
Put a cloth over its face and drive 
it to a destination unknown.

They hold our...

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Categories: humor, metaphor,

Premium MemberBITES OF APPLE PIES by Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser
A pple pies, that's what I want to bite.
B egging my mom: "Mommy please, please..", as I
C ome closer to her..
D ancing a little to...

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Categories: food, happy, humor,

Number Party by olivia renne
All of the numbers
From 1 to 10
Were at a party
All the women and men

There were food and drinks
And toys on the shelves 
They had to...

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Categories: conflict, cool, friendship, humor,