Funny 3Rd Grade Poems

You joined the Navy.
I joined the circus. 
I was always a clown, 
and you were always 
so serious.
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Why did the teeny, tiny mouse,
With the gigantic size cheese,
Grow as big as a house
And the cheese, smaller than bees?...

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Why don’t geckos sink into the sand
Disappearing into the promised land?
What saves their Arizona lives? What keeps them up?
The flaps in between their toes said...

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ANIMAL CHAOS

Dogs barking loudly,
excited cats meowing,
as rats run and play:-
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Persnickety pig, persnickety pig
Would you like to smoke a favorite cig?
Cancer chances are amazingly big
He is being tempted by his cousin Quig

How about alcohol? Please...

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   Can't wait to start the day.
   Want to get out,
    And PLAY,
     ...

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   A bullseye again!
        Can't miss.
   Have practiced since I was ten.
  ...

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no matter what else you do today
be playful in some kind of fashion or way
show the world your inner child inside
do not let them wither,...

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the wildest largest most unbelievable tale is told by Peacock dear.
Rambunctious raccoon is rolling his eyes, and a finger around his ear
I try to concentrate,...

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Madame Sunflower was on a roll in the very best way
She had a squishy ball and she was ready to play
I saw her coming and...

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This is a paper kite ,                   ...

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We have never had a babysitter that was a bunny!
What are your concerns? I asked my pet cat Honey.
Does she have a sense of humor?...

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The brownie brigade trotted around the block.
Marching with their feet going tickety dickity dock.
I listened to their shoes going click click click.
The loudest one was...

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there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
	his moniker came
	he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory...

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Santa in Atlanta enjoying Fanta


                    Christmas...

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