Youthful Braggadocio

I can stand on a speck of dust And move the entire universe Can take on devil's machinations And brave any God's curse. If the sun does not behave properly I will swallow it without a burp Planets behaving unruly? Will turn them into pulp. I can do this I can do that I can do anything Don't invite my wrath Deadlier than scorpion's sting. Girls of all hues and colors Fall for me like nine pins Whether in saris, or in skirts, Or be wearing jeans. I would be for them Romeo, Samson, Newton, All combined in one, Presley, Bruce Lee, oo7 Bond without a gun. All evil, scared of me, Be perennially on run. I can do so much Have soooooooo much in me. PROBLEM IS ONLY ONE; It's such a great pity That before I move the universe I have to clear university!