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Listen up you people to this important news Might not have heard it, should drink lotsa booze That way today's news Will make you snooze Only thing important, your cranium won't bruise

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 1/24/2018 8:35:00 AM
Barstool prophet sounds like :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/24/2018 8:37:00 AM
Funny thing is... I'm an abstainer!!! LOL Lovesies, Happy Jack xxx
Date: 1/23/2018 10:14:00 AM
Well .. that is one way to keep warm ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/23/2018 10:22:00 AM
Lotsa great advice... been around before the motor car!!! lol Lovsies!!! Happy Jack xxx
Date: 1/23/2018 9:05:00 AM
I've got no use for watching the news//It's a surefire way to catch the blues//When the Tromp//is on a romp//it tends to give my noodles a bruise. CRUISE ON JACQUES DE SCHNOZZLECORP!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/23/2018 9:12:00 AM
Sounds like maybe, just maybe, you're not a loyal Trompian!!! "DE SCHNOZZLECORP!" huh???
Date: 1/23/2018 7:59:00 AM
do you mean should not drink a lot of booze?
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/23/2018 8:03:00 AM
Methinks you missed the thrust of my message! Ave you been at it!!!

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