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A snake in the grass is a nasty old soul Their modus operandi means a meal is their goal Not all snakes A meal to make But nine out of ten will swallow your *** whole

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Date: 8/6/2017 8:21:00 PM
Hi Jack: Was aroused by the title with my dirty mind and I was bleepin surprised! Great Write!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/7/2017 6:48:00 AM
GOTCHA!!!! Thanks a bunch Ralph! Wasn't there a famous somebody by that name... Ralph Bunch??? Nobel Peace Prize winner!!!
Date: 8/6/2017 2:43:00 PM
And because of the title I HAD to read it!
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Date: 8/6/2017 4:38:00 PM
Aha! Gotcha! LOL Again, thanks my friend!!!
Date: 8/6/2017 10:16:00 AM
I am grinning ear to ear while reading this piece. How clever it is and very humourous.
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Date: 8/6/2017 10:28:00 AM
How clever am I??? lol Drop by any time Miss Pat!!! Love, Jacko xxx
Date: 8/6/2017 8:08:00 AM
But I wonder — on the first pass//could it swallow an entire ass?//Would it wallow//In mid swallow?//And would it also swallow the gas? GOOD MORNING JACKSON!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/6/2017 8:19:00 AM
Hmmm! Never thought of that!!! LOL GOOD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!!
Date: 8/6/2017 6:13:00 AM
Yikes!! I HATE snakes, but I hate spiders even more...both give me the creeps! I wonder why we are so afraid of these creatures? But I am! What a wondrous write here my friend! You have again written a lovely little ditty to splendidly portray a funny feeling to my brain! So comical and fun! I just love your humor Jack! Great Work!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 8/6/2017 6:17:00 AM
Kind my dear friend Russell! I ain't growed yet... guess it's too late for me now, eh!!!