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You'Ll Be Skeleton Thin

Well tickle me bum and call me Lucy
Got really great news, pay attention, it's juicy
Seems to lose some weight
All you need do is wait
Eventually you'll be skelton thin, quite spooky


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal Date: 4/22/2015 6:18:00 AM ooooh spooky indeed. Another great limerick dear poet! : ) Always, Laura Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/22/2015 6:20:00 AM You always come back with love! I need it! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Judy Konos Date: 4/13/2015 10:53:00 PM Big huggeroonies..back at ya Jack! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/14/2015 7:55:00 AM Ha! You're speaking my language, dear Judy!!! HUGGEROONIES! Love ya, Jackles xxx

Carol Eastman Date: 4/13/2015 8:27:00 AM First time I started mowing the lawn I thought it might help me lose weight... All that exercise... then the exhausted nappie poo time... too tired to make it to the fridge... I think I gained weight thru osmosis or my dreams... Hubby agreed... LOL... Silly Hubby! Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/13/2015 8:31:00 AM Gained weight over the winter... must work off my pudginess! LOL xxx

M. L. Kiser Date: 4/13/2015 4:25:00 AM Isn't that the easy way out? Oh well, it does leave room for enjoying life to the fullest! Great one, Jack. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/13/2015 8:30:00 AM "FULLEST!!!" You got it! I have certainly filled out! Hugs, Jack xxx

John Williams Date: 4/13/2015 4:15:00 AM Well written Jack. Very clever but not a recommended way to lose weight. No way of enjoying it. Kind regards---John Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/13/2015 7:08:00 AM Just having a little fun, my friend! LOL Thanks for dropping by... have a good one!

Viv Wigley Date: 4/12/2015 11:23:00 PM A fine verse, make no bones about it. Viv Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/13/2015 7:06:00 AM Clever response my man!!! LOL Jack

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/12/2015 4:41:00 PM Hmm, maybe wait for days, er maybe Months?? (and not eating!!) fun one. Login to Reply Jack Ellison Date: 4/12/2015 6:29:00 PM Hey dear one! I'm really appreciating your visits! Thanks Andrea! Love, Jack xxx

Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2015 7:08:00 AM I think this poem is 'thin' by one line Jack lol:-) Hugs jan xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2015 7:17:00 AM ha ha ha - made me giggle! Do drop by visit me some time:-) Hugs jan xx Jack Ellison Date: 4/12/2015 7:12:00 AM Oops! Take another gander! LOL Hugs Jack xxx