Jan Allison Poet Limerick

You'D Get a Surprise If You See It Rise - Bawdy

If you find he’s dangling low
its danger, this blokes a no show
his todger should rise high
pointing up to the sky
If achieved ... well would you say no

I was challenged to write a poem with dangling and danger in it – this is for my lovely friend ‘Dog Daft’

06/26/20

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Paul Schneiter August 9, 2020 at 4:01 PM Too, too funnny, Jan. Reminds me of what my Mother always told me: "Walk erect." Hugs, Paul Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:58 AM I hope you are following her advice to the letter Paul!!:-) hugs jan xx

Janis Medders Tobechi July 30, 2020 at 6:34 AM I got a good laugh from this in a morning when I needed one. Thank Jan. I am faving this. Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:58 AM Thanks Janis:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie July 4, 2020 at 11:09 PM G'day Jan … perhaps the interest is in watching shoes being shined. Your limericks certainly bring on a giggle Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:57 AM Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Eric Boddie July 2, 2020 at 5:56 PM but what if hes dangling high....9 clouds up in the sky....he rolled up a fatty....then she called him daddy....now red is the color of his eye....lol....too cute jan....;) Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:57 AM Thanks Eric:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger July 2, 2020 at 3:19 AM I like the poem, but the comments below are making me smirk and smile ever so much. You got a rise out of all of us Jan! Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:57 AM Thanks Caren:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin June 30, 2020 at 8:32 PM That’s awesome! Just another day on the Isle of Man Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:56 AM lol Thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf June 29, 2020 at 7:24 PM Your readers certainly are getting a rise out of this one! lol. ~ gw (Soup mail, please) Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:53 AM thanks GW I hope i replied to the mail sooner than the comment:-( hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues June 28, 2020 at 3:38 PM So funny! Up-lifting ;) Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:52 AM Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin June 28, 2020 at 3:35 PM Ha ha, you never disappoint Jan! hugs Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:52 AM Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta June 28, 2020 at 2:52 PM One of the first things I noticed in Paris was that if one looks at a woman's cleavage, she immediately responds by looking at his crotch. No time for no shows! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:52 AM got to say i am not a fan of France:-( hugs jan xx

John Lawless June 28, 2020 at 7:08 AM And no means..... Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:51 AM Thanks John:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh June 28, 2020 at 4:46 AM Hi Jan it takes two to tango, from another perspective it’s what’s in front of us gets it sky high, great wit enjoyed your Limerick cheers David Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:48 AM Thanks David:-) hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong June 28, 2020 at 3:02 AM Well it got a laugh out of me! Hugs Connie xxoo Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:48 AM Thanks Connie:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner June 27, 2020 at 8:57 PM I might wonder if he's a slow poke ;) Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:46 AM Thanks Michelle that comment is a gem:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper June 27, 2020 at 7:44 PM Well you got it up high , but can it accomplish the task. Hugs Eve Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:45 AM Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx

DM Babbit June 27, 2020 at 7:04 PM What a vision you paint, guess none of us are saints. Jan Allison August 10, 2020 at 11:45 AM thanks DM like the new avatar:-) hugs Jan xx