You Ordered Legs

Chef Frog was askance Someone had asked for legs! He was a chef who usually did what the customer wanted But this was outrageous, even in Winipegs! He demanded to know who the culprit was. Waiter took him to a table where a duck sat, flinging off fuzz. You ordered legs? Chef frog asked, using a chiding voice. I ordered eggs, said the duck, whose name was Joyce. Now the waiter got taken to task for his bad handwriting. The chef went back to the kitchen where the sous chefs were fighting.