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You Can Call Me Sir but I GUESS You're Gonna Have to Call Me -

I just KNEW I was a woman a woman inside a man’s body therefore I went under the knife (My surgeon said it went well) But when I looked in the mirror I was appalled and yes, horrified Even after applying makeup and donning a push-up bra I was just plain----Ug-LEEE (We shan’t discuss chest-down) Thus, I had a change of heart I wanted to restore my manhood and kindly asked my doctor for a reverse operation... Wanna know what she told me?? “GIRL, you ain’t got the BALLS”...

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Date: 8/4/2015 8:47:00 AM
Yes, I understand this is a joke. I know that underneath, you are an accepting and tolerant person, Tim, unlike some here that I know! It IS a funny poem and I really like it.
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Date: 7/27/2015 1:12:00 PM
lol! loved the humor here, Tim, no offense meant to Timette. I just love poets who also write humorous poems. A 7. hugs!
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Date: 7/20/2015 10:08:00 AM
Lol, well it may not be PC, but it's clever and funny. I think people are only sensitive when they doubt or have push back from close loved ones. It takes a lot of confidence to make that kind of change.
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Jaycee Cervenka
Date: 7/20/2015 11:15:00 AM
Lol..to say the least Tim. ;-)
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Tim Ryerson
Date: 7/20/2015 11:13:00 AM
Thanks to my new FB friend! The poem WAS somewhat 'ballsy' was it not?