Yeuk - You Have Been Warned

My sister Susie loved picking her nose To her chagrin her little finger froze It was stuck so far Doc used a crowbar Finger up nose - not a ladylike pose! 14TH January 2016
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Bettridge Avatar
January 19, 2016 at 6:12 AM
Ok Jan, Here we go again (lol).... I've Started an Updated Version of 'Yeuk' On my page for you to continue adding verses to in a new collaboration between us. Rob.
Allison Avatar
January 19, 2016 at 5:06 PM
I've mailed you my verses lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Fisher Avatar
January 17, 2016 at 9:54 AM
Isn't family great whether its fact or fiction. Awesome Limerick, Jan...was her tongue stuck to a metal pole too?
Allison Avatar
January 17, 2016 at 1:11 PM
LOL David thankfully it is all down to my imagination... but I do love writing using the limerick form:-) hugs jan xx
Laurie Avatar
January 16, 2016 at 11:05 PM
G'day Jan ... using shock treatment like this will get you everywhere as a poet Jan - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
January 17, 2016 at 1:10 PM
Lol Lindsay I have to admit I have a vivid imagination and love to write with humour when I can:-) hugs jan xx
Clay Avatar
January 16, 2016 at 1:35 PM
This was great!
Allison Avatar
January 16, 2016 at 1:36 PM
Thanks Mindy just a fun write:-) hugs Jan xx
Andresen Avatar
January 15, 2016 at 7:24 AM
- "Not a ladylike" .... no it's true :))) - Best wishes for a beautiful weekend, dear Jan ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2016 at 7:29 AM
Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Godwin Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 9:44 PM
You are so good at these. I bet you sometimes laugh out loud when no one is around because a limerick has come to you. Thanks for the laugh ... CayCay
Allison Avatar
January 15, 2016 at 3:43 AM
I thought of this when I was out shopping and saw a young child 'excavating' her nose lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Pinet Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 5:26 PM
Thanks Jan, this provided me with a smile that broke into a chuckle. Emile.
Allison Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 5:35 PM
Glad its not for a contest Emile it may be hard for the sponsor to pick a winner lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Boddie Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 4:39 PM
let me get this clear....you are so silly dear....the bugger on finger....is a real humdinger....exactly as funny as it should appear....lol
Allison Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 4:43 PM
ha ha ha Eric:-) hugs jan xx
Vaso Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 3:53 PM
Really unsavory below elegant nostril, this was hilarious Jan! You bring us so many smiles!!!!
Allison Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 4:32 PM
Thanks Arthur - it may not be to everyone's taste lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Marcum Wong Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 12:52 PM
You are so talented at writing these Jan. A sight to imagine! Cheers, Connie
Allison Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 2:24 PM
ha ha Connie I am sure some would disagree - I admit you see many things working with children and coupled with my vivid imagination my muse was in full flow lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Martin Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 12:14 PM
Another great limerick!! rofl
Allison Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 12:16 PM
Some may disagree about this one being 'great' Thomas lol:-) but I write from the heart and often personal experience :-) hugs Jan xx
Sage Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 8:51 AM
awwh, not really a lady like pose...nice write Jan
Allison Avatar
January 14, 2016 at 9:27 AM
When you work with kids ... anything goes lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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