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Write Your Own Obituary Now

WRITE YOUR OWN 
OBITUARY NOW
WHILE YOU CAN 
TELL IT ALL 
WITH A BIG 
FORWARD SPIN
LIKE A POLITICIAN 
OR A TIME SHARE  SALESMAN

ENGRAVE IT 
IN A MINIATURE FONT
ON A CHEAP PAINTED BLACK 
MINIATURE METAL PENNANT
WITH A CHEAP PAINTED BLACK
METAL CHAIN 
AND WEAR IT BOLDLY

LIKE A NARROW 
FAUX SILK POLKA DOT  TIE 
AROUND YOUR NECK
AND YOU’LL BE 
READY TO GO 

MAKE SURE 
YOUR NAME 
IS SPELLED CORRECTLY

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 3/15/2016 7:28:00 PM
A matter of fact that was a class assignment in my newswriting class several years ago. And that last stanza sums it up perfectly! Enjoy the read!
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Date: 3/15/2016 7:07:00 PM
How funny.
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