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WRITE YOUR OWN OBITUARY NOW

WRITE YOUR OWN OBITUARY NOW WHILE YOU CAN TELL IT ALL WITH A BIG FORWARD SPIN LIKE A POLITICIAN OR A TIME SHARE SALESMAN ENGRAVE IT IN A MINIATURE FONT ON A CHEAP PAINTED BLACK MINIATURE METAL PENNANT WITH A CHEAP PAINTED BLACK METAL CHAIN AND WEAR IT BOLDLY LIKE A NARROW FAUX SILK POLKA DOT TIE AROUND YOUR NECK AND YOU’LL BE READY TO GO MAKE SURE YOUR NAME IS SPELLED CORRECTLY

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Date: 3/15/2016 7:28:00 PM
A matter of fact that was a class assignment in my newswriting class several years ago. And that last stanza sums it up perfectly! Enjoy the read!
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Date: 3/15/2016 7:07:00 PM
How funny.
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