Write Your Own Obituary Now

WRITE YOUR OWN OBITUARY NOW WHILE YOU CAN TELL IT ALL WITH A BIG FORWARD SPIN LIKE A POLITICIAN OR A TIME SHARE SALESMAN ENGRAVE IT IN A MINIATURE FONT ON A CHEAP PAINTED BLACK MINIATURE METAL PENNANT WITH A CHEAP PAINTED BLACK METAL CHAIN AND WEAR IT BOLDLY LIKE A NARROW FAUX SILK POLKA DOT TIE AROUND YOUR NECK AND YOU’LL BE READY TO GO MAKE SURE YOUR NAME IS SPELLED CORRECTLY