Would You Like a Cat Sandwich

Would you like a cat sandwich the new girl said at lunch? I was repulsed, annoyed, irritated, and was ugly – a bunch. Did this mean that a cat had to die for its meat? I was not happy about this, it sounded horrible, not sweet. At lunch I was stuck next to her, and I was not happy at the time. She opened her lunch box and I nearly fainted away. But then she brought out a Cat in the Hat Sandwich so fine. I begged her for one, and she said of course, you may!