Would the Real Matthew Scott Harris Please Stand Up

Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up!

Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
all the other ones (that follow below)...
them guys imposters I write – every ƒµ©**** one.

Curiosity and discretion 
got the better part of me valor
as mined fingers typed Matthew Scott Harris 
(quite some time, but I felt compelled 
to share today March 13th, 2020) 

into google search bar, lo and behold and 
much to my chagrin and amusement,
others with mine namesake constituted 
roles in various walks of life 
carrying out their whiles and ways, sans 
existence covered the realm

from administration of President 
Dwight David Eisenhower
the celebrity circuit, where his 
claim to fame and fortune
as movie Producer 

(born in Jacksonville, Illinois)
for silver screen cinematic 
debut enterprise finished 
regal Dimension far
off beaten track sans degree 

(from University of Illinois)
in Civil Engineering. After practicing 
as an engineer for several years,
a decision made to open a restaurant 
in Chicago with nary a har
binge er - After operating 
popular eatery for more than ten years,

a whim directed destiny 
viz hit time to make movies
curved renown skyrocketed quest
analogous to aligning skill sets 
into stratospheric isobar
which exertion pitched 
head stone carvers to acquire vital context

where next of kin content 
with obituary hiz death
unexpectedly Tuesday morning, 
Feb. 24, 2015 of Loudonville),
tomb epitaph incorporated passion 
as avid outdoorsman, 
who loved fishing, hunting 
and canoeing. I aced as supervisor with 

telecommunication company, 
Telecom Towers Inc.
yet by some stroke 
of premature pronouncement, 
whence during funeral 
the coffin lid rose a jar
scaring the s**t out the 

backsides per mourners, 
where demise found sights 
drawn to undertake 
a totally tubular career 
as graphic artist from Buffalo
(Educated at RPI), who 
constantly looks for work 

today and tomorrow, 
out of necessity to pay bills, 
and as prodigy with numbers
attained plaudits as 

financial solvency whiz, and par
for the course irresistibly 
tempted forging credentials - 
with self crafted faux pas star

re: expert as a fraudulent 
Loan Officer NMLS # 240801
but Youngblood’s hired fretful 
dexterous dude for extra cash tip play git tar,

while police got tips from 
wagging tail, and unfortunately 
butter field bursar ruse 
landed rising star into clinker 
sans Cook County Inmate at age 49

CB NUMBER 19043182, 
when arrest occurred Tuesday, 
January 13, 2015 11:53 AM, 
and released the next day due to first        
time misdemeanor plus absent 
recidivist incarceration possession 
of 5000+ grams of Cannabis, 

which exposure to magical, miracle 
and mystical herb set sites 
to become a professor
Clinician of pharmacology 
“bushed” to help fight 
the so call forever "drug war".

Copyright © Matthew Harris | Year Posted 2020

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