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Would the real Matthew Scott Harris please stand up

Would the real “Matthew Scott Harris” please stand up! Yo...over here in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania all the other ones (that follow below)... them guys imposters I write – every ƒµ©**** one. Curiosity and discretion got the better part of me valor as mined fingers typed Matthew Scott Harris (quite some time, but I felt compelled to share today March 13th, 2020) into google search bar, lo and behold and much to my chagrin and amusement, others with mine namesake constituted roles in various walks of life carrying out their whiles and ways, sans existence covered the realm from administration of President Dwight David Eisenhower the celebrity circuit, where his claim to fame and fortune as movie Producer (born in Jacksonville, Illinois) for silver screen cinematic debut enterprise finished regal Dimension far off beaten track sans degree (from University of Illinois) in Civil Engineering. After practicing as an engineer for several years, a decision made to open a restaurant in Chicago with nary a har binge er - After operating popular eatery for more than ten years, a whim directed destiny viz hit time to make movies curved renown skyrocketed quest analogous to aligning skill sets into stratospheric isobar which exertion pitched head stone carvers to acquire vital context where next of kin content with obituary hiz death unexpectedly Tuesday morning, Feb. 24, 2015 of Loudonville), tomb epitaph incorporated passion as avid outdoorsman, who loved fishing, hunting and canoeing. I aced as supervisor with telecommunication company, Telecom Towers Inc. yet by some stroke of premature pronouncement, whence during funeral the coffin lid rose a jar scaring the s**t out the backsides per mourners, where demise found sights drawn to undertake a totally tubular career as graphic artist from Buffalo (Educated at RPI), who constantly looks for work today and tomorrow, out of necessity to pay bills, and as prodigy with numbers attained plaudits as financial solvency whiz, and par for the course irresistibly tempted forging credentials - with self crafted faux pas star re: expert as a fraudulent Loan Officer NMLS # 240801 but Youngblood’s hired fretful dexterous dude for extra cash tip play git tar, while police got tips from wagging tail, and unfortunately butter field bursar ruse landed rising star into clinker sans Cook County Inmate at age 49 CB NUMBER 19043182, when arrest occurred Tuesday, January 13, 2015 11:53 AM, and released the next day due to first time misdemeanor plus absent recidivist incarceration possession of 5000+ grams of Cannabis, which exposure to magical, miracle and mystical herb set sites to become a professor Clinician of pharmacology “bushed” to help fight the so call forever "drug war".

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