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Worst(Worstest?) Limrick Evah

Heres a rilly lame limrick for ya- Write hear I'll change the beet! also I ain't bin usin end rime An this old line is whey to long for a forth line. Kin ya gess how many words was spellt rong? hummm, is that fiv or sex lines I needs? For P.D.'s "My Worst Poem Ever" Contest

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Date: 9/7/2020 11:24:00 PM
This is so bad, it's really kind of good! And very funny. I can just picture you writing this and actually working at misspelling words, not rhyming, and killing the meter. Ouch! It reminds me of Lucille Ball (who was a good singer) acting the part of a bad singer on I Love Lucy. Such fun.
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Date: 11/26/2010 10:58:00 PM
Tiss a bad one- not spank yoself- Oh and Congrats
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Date: 11/23/2010 3:16:00 PM
So kewl but bad also.Congrats on this one it deserved to win.Thanks for your very kind comment on my poem.Your friend Teresa/Theoklapoet
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Date: 11/23/2010 6:18:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in PD'S contest Andrea. Love, Carol
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Date: 11/22/2010 4:09:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in the contest..Sara
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Date: 11/22/2010 4:38:00 AM
SOUP MAIL Andrea ...
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Date: 11/21/2010 8:06:00 PM
What a lot of words spelt wrong Andrea. Absolutely loved it. Many congratulations for this win.
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Date: 11/21/2010 3:52:00 PM
Haha, eggsellent entree, ann zo deeserved ov it'z plaicing inn, oopz on the winners podium >> James :)
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Date: 11/21/2010 12:40:00 PM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Andrea
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Date: 11/21/2010 12:01:00 PM
Congrats Andrea on your big win in P.D.;s worst poem ever contest.. though everything u write my friend is simply SUPER... enjoy your sweet win today and have a Happy Thanksgiving luv..
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Date: 11/21/2010 10:45:00 AM
Andrea...ur lmrck beats d wrst.... congrats on big win.......... Luv/Best wishes.......Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 11/21/2010 9:09:00 AM
yes! yes! yes! This was even bad for you,, did not think It was yours,, till I saw the winners last night.. By the way,,it did make laugh. CONGRATULATIONS! Had lots of fun with this contest,, have a nice and wonderful day,..p.d.
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Date: 11/21/2010 8:49:00 AM
Andrea, congratulations on your win with this limrick ;) love Wilma
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Date: 11/21/2010 8:46:00 AM
Funny funny....so bad it's good !!! Huh?
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Date: 11/20/2010 10:19:00 AM
I LOVE THIS. We can read words no matter if the spelling is incorrect. I don't know what your students would say ha ha ha to this poem. Luv Phyl
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Date: 11/20/2010 9:04:00 AM
so sorry to get you confused Andrea, with Carolyn, APOLOGY.
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Date: 11/20/2010 9:02:00 AM
w.e..ell it is different for you to rite loyke theese... however i wish you all the best in this (misguided) career,Carolyn ha ha. Joe.
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Date: 11/19/2010 8:16:00 AM
How does a good poet writes a bad poem, you are too are form and finish ... but genius will have it, for genius you are.
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Date: 11/18/2010 11:27:00 PM
LOL.. a great laugh and pretty neat limerick, andrea... betting on this one for the contest! thanks for your comment on my last page.. i do have a new one if you have time to dissect it.. hugggs and warmest, nette
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Date: 11/18/2010 5:52:00 AM
I was telling Dane Ann about this poem yesterday, Andrea. I really like this tongue-in-cheek approach to the contest and hope it takes first place. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 11/17/2010 1:14:00 PM
Great Andrea you may have a winner here.Thanks for your very sweet comment.Your PS friend Teresa
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Date: 11/16/2010 7:29:00 PM
Emotionally impossible to visit the ground where she and my Daddy lie together now.. I know their spirits are not there so to me they are forever with me in spirit.. so NO I do not go .. but my sons do and they maintain the surrounding ground for me.. my little Joseph John is buried there ..his ashes luv.
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Date: 11/16/2010 6:05:00 PM
Hey Andrea, just a quick note on that write of mine. Unfortunately it is not fiction.. It really happened that way I saw him the 22nd and he passed away on my birthday which happens to be on Christmas. It is already 4am here and I am still awake! Crazy hey? ;) Love Wilma
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Date: 11/16/2010 3:55:00 PM
Yes Andrea; it's definitly the worst !...spelling that is..*smiles* reads like how I talk ! NOT Awesome write dear poet ! much love, james
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Date: 11/16/2010 3:36:00 PM
boy that has got to be a winner in bad spelling....LOL Very funny though!!
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