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Woosh Vs Zroooom--A Limerick Joke

A vacuum cleaner should glide
And relief from messes provide
It is quite unlike
Harley Davidson's bike
Where the dirtbag's on the outside



Author's note: Someone told me this vapid joke at work today, so I framed it as above--enjoy!

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Suzanne Delaney

March 28, 2024 at 7:29 AM

I love your clever sense of humor. You would be fun to be around LOL SuZ

Suzanne Delaney

March 29, 2024 at 12:46 PM

I will check them out. Limericks are always fun. I have attempted a few but humor isn’t always easy to pull off. SuZ

Duke Beaufort

March 29, 2024 at 10:01 AM

Suzanne, I do like humor and jokes....sometimes my wife doesn't think I'm so good to be around, but lately we've been doing really well. I have to check out some of your work, which I'll do now. I have a dozen or so limericks labeled specifically as jokes. My daughter recently suggested some ideas for jokes which I transformed into limericks. Those were done in the past few months and were not specifically labeled as funny.

Kp Nunez

January 22, 2016 at 2:12 AM

lol! Loved this one... Vapid? hmmn... not a bit :-)

Duke Beaufort

March 29, 2024 at 9:53 AM

I can say this....I missed seeing this comment until now, so thank-you. It's not fun being around loud things that we have no control over. I do understand the freedom of riding a motorcycle, but wish they were quieter. Now we have electric bikes and that is a good thing.

Debbie Duncan

April 3, 2015 at 4:25 AM

This made me laugh, I liked it. Happy Easter :)

Duke Beaufort

January 28, 2016 at 8:44 AM

I hope you are well.

Andrea Dietrich

May 19, 2013 at 1:08 AM

ok, why didn't I fave this one yet? There. DONE!

Duke Beaufort

January 28, 2016 at 8:43 AM

It's amazing to me that the free spirits can be so loud and unpleasant to be around. It just doesn't make any sense. I guess I would have to join a biker gang for a while to figure this out!

Andrea Dietrich

May 15, 2013 at 2:50 PM

again, I really love this one.

Terry O'Leary

May 15, 2013 at 12:08 PM

Very funny... a master of limericks! Terry (& many thanks for your knd words!!)

Debra Squyres

May 14, 2013 at 4:46 PM

Laughed out loud !!! Too funny !!

Poet Destroyer A

May 13, 2013 at 6:39 PM

I like the way a joke inspired this limerick. I kind of get the joke, most bikers, can pull off a dirt-bag image. :-) and not get emptied out like the vacuum... xox~ Linda

Sara Kendrick

May 6, 2013 at 8:14 AM

Interesting lines penned..Sara

Carol Eastman

May 1, 2013 at 5:46 PM

Oh No... Good one...

Debra Squyres

May 1, 2013 at 9:52 AM

lol Cute !! King of Limericks !! Love it. Also, thank you so very much for visiting some of my poems and your lovely comments. I'm here to return the favor and I get the gift of a few chuckles as well...laughter being food for this soul !!

Andrea Dietrich

April 30, 2013 at 3:07 PM

GOOD One; you rock!!!!

Terry O'Leary

April 30, 2013 at 5:32 AM

Funny, funny... Terry

Anne-Lise Andresen

April 30, 2013 at 3:56 AM

Enjoyable with a poem that we can smile and laugh a little bit off, Duke - (there are more than enough of sad poems) - Have a nice day. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)

Delysia Hendricks

April 29, 2013 at 11:22 PM

lol. Nice one, Duke. Woosh!!! :)

Laura Breidenthal

April 29, 2013 at 9:08 PM

Adorable, Duke! Thanks for making me smile today, it means the world, truly. Thank you too for your kindest comments on my work. It means so much...thanks yoU! I'm so glad you enjoy my work.. Always, Laura

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